Revealed: Royal Holloway’s most eligible bachelor
His dad isn’t even proud of him
The votes have been counted, we have finally found our man!
With 24 per cent of the votes, the most eligible bachelor of Holloway is….
In an exclusive interview, our bachelor gave his thanks for his support in becoming the creme de la creme of Holloway:
“Thank you for this important accolade, I am very honoured. I phoned my father today to tell him the good news and he told me that no kind of award could ever make him proud of me, unless I start playing sports like his friend’s sons and stop watching Tangled.”
Congratulations Harry. May you use your new title wisely.
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