Are you RHUL’s maddest finalist?

Have you started wearing less and going out more?

Do you go to more SU nights than lectures? Are you never found without your two trusty VK claws? Is your friend the one who is always naked trying to get onstage? Is it your mate who puts shit on Thomas and Jane Holloway? Can you jump the new back gate super-fence? When the bassline drops do you know what to do?

Have you missed fewer SU nights than Laith?

If the answer is yes to any of these questions, drop us a message on our Facebook page or at [email protected] with a picture and a few lines telling us why you or your mate should be crowned Royal Holloway’s maddest finalist.