Clubbers of the week

A bunch of plonkers in da club

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Jamie Vardy of the week

Vardy

Chat shit get banged

MoBros of the week

Love handles

Handel’s Messiah

Completely unable to handle their drink

Bolly dollies of the week

When you realise it’s just Prosecco…

Drinkers of the week

As a wise man once said: If you can’t bin it, wear it

Strawpedo

Player of the week

The power of the Loverug

Sign language of the week

If anyone could help with translation that would be great

Things that make you go ‘hmmmm’ of the week

Why are you even here?