Wadstock was sick

Hey Glastonbury, we’ll swap you Millie Is A Boy for Kanye

Wadstock

It’s that time of year again. Wadham’s summer festival, sister act to the night of debauchery that is Queerfest and a day that rivals the likes of Benicassim, Outlook, and even its mythical name-sake Woodstock, is back. We went down and experienced the extravagance.

This is what it looked like.

Flower-crowns are clearly in

Step 1: Tie some flowers together

Step 2: Put on your flower-crown and stand around looking cool

But there weren’t just flower-crowns: there was music too

Immature jokes are just too easy to make

The face of pure pleasure

“This is just how I dance”

Stand-up comedy. Only an American could rhyme “Lawrence of Arabia” with “Labia”.

“I am intensely bored of this stupid game”

I will pay anyone who can explain this outfit to me

Especially the earrings

I’m so confused by this trend

PRO TIP: the trendy way to sneak in your own alcohol

The Wadham JCR welfare budget actually lists ‘Bubble Mixture’ amongst its weekly expenditure – so THAT’S where your 9k is going

It’s Wadham – of course the coffee is fair trade, and of course it’s kept in bottles of Pimms & Bombay Sapphire

I don’t think that’s quite how you do a sit-up

The only thing breaking the illusion he’s a wizard is the iPhone 6

“I got these in a Christmas cracker”

Just SO ’70s

Rock out with your c-…keyboard out.

Even the staff were really trendy

Whatever, I had fun