Best dressed clubbers: Week 3

He fell in love with the campus while filming Saltburn

He sent his bags to her office and wanted her to ‘be his Valentine’

He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college

In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year

One student said she was ‘sadly not surprised’ at the mistake

Emma Watson studies on Oxford’s creative writing course

A Ceilidh is a huge part of Scottish culture

Was my £9k a year not enough!

The lecturers also compared their situation to the Post Office scandal

Oxford’s policy on part-time jobs reads: ‘Term-time employment is not permitted except under exceptional circumstances’

One of them is Felix and Oliver’s actual college from the film

One of the hotels costs up to £150 a night and has an indoor pool and spa

The economics students were told AI ‘should help you produce a much better essay’

‘It was absolutely freezing, I’m wearing three jumpers right now’

‘We utterly condemn the abuse that has been posted and shared’

The student found a ‘woman sitting on [their] bed in a lingerie robe’ in their hotel room

Rah Bartholomew are you coming to the College chalet this year?

She’s going to be debating… veganism?

Not really the Oxford dark-academia dream you signed up for is it?

The 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’