Shitlist: Week eight
Be strong, it’s nearly over. And avoid the following:
Andrew DickinsonCherwell recruitment
‘great’ ‘friends’
Though they invited us to the OxStu–Cherwell crewdate this term, we’re still bitter about Trinity. And why write for a baby-broadsheet (#printisdead) when the Tab itself is recruiting? That said, they are offering great new friends
When: Monday
Where: Cherwell HQ (St Aldates)
Details: Here
OUCA Pizza, Pre-lash, and Park End
yum
We’ll let this post-script speak for itself: Please note attendance at this event is only allowed to members who have done 12 or more hours campaigning or OUCA-organised social activism over the course of the term. Enticing.
When: Wednesday
Where: tbc
Details: Here
The end of term
When: Now
Where: Everywhere
Details: : (
PLAY @ Camera
tragic
Someone decided it would be a good idea to invite a load of “influential” people in Oxford to an “exclusive” invite only night at Camera, charge them £10 for entry and brand it as “Mayfair comes to Oxford”. Dont worry though, DJ Maynline’s playing.
We’d actually rather go to Park End.
When: Wednesday night
Where: Camera
Details: It’s invite only, lol
Hydro Flask
Oxford student who died celebrating end of exams said uni was ‘the best period of my life’
Emily SmithThe first year PPE student has been named
A man has been arrested after stalking Emma Watson as she studies at the University of Oxford
He came to the UK with only a sleeping bag, £800, and a desire to ‘gain information’ about the actress
Omg, Emma Watson is currently dating one of her coursemates at the University of Oxford
They were pictured getting a Gail’s together in Oxford
University of Oxford issues statement after first year student dies in river
Phoebe KowhaiThe 19-year-old had ‘dived’ into the river to celebrate the end of his exams
Oxford University student dies in river whilst celebrating end of exams
The 19-year-old was wearing ‘academic dress’ at the time
Oxford student unlocks door in halls to find a terrifying devil room complete with blood
He’s been living next to it for an entire YEAR
Oxford University rises in new world university ranking to narrowly beat Cambridge
The university now ranks third in the world overall
Students launch encampment in solidarity with Palestine at The University of Oxford
Tents have been pitched outside the Pitt Rivers and Natural History Museums
Omg guys, Jacob Elordi is going to Oxford University in October to study English
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe fell in love with the campus while filming Saltburn
Oxford Uni lecturer stalked by man who flew 4,000 miles to her with a can of pepper spray
He sent his bags to her office and wanted her to ‘be his Valentine’
Oxford Uni chaplain who compared sex offenders to ‘puppies needing training’ given welfare role
He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college
These are the subjects you need to study at Oxbridge to more than double your grad salary
In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year
Oxford University College offers students a Halal menu option but it includes… red wine
One student said she was ‘sadly not surprised’ at the mistake
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at The University of Oxford have successfully sued the uni
Emma Watson studies on Oxford’s creative writing course
So, people are rinsing Oxford students for dancing at a ball and it’s low-key really mean
A Ceilidh is a huge part of Scottish culture
Oxford University Vice-Chancellor with £232k salary says grads should be donating to their uni
Was my £9k a year not enough!
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at Oxford are suing the university for unfair dismissal
The lecturers also compared their situation to the Post Office scandal
Oxford uni called ‘patronising’ for job advice despite banning its students from working
Oxford’s policy on part-time jobs reads: ‘Term-time employment is not permitted except under exceptional circumstances’
Students from two Oxford colleges are throwing Saltburn themed parties this term
One of them is Felix and Oliver’s actual college from the film
Students at University of Oxford housed in four-star hotels due to a lack of accommodation
One of the hotels costs up to £150 a night and has an indoor pool and spa
Lana Del Rey comments on her shock wedding to gator guide Jeremy Dufrene for first time
Harrison Brocklehurst‘Stop photoshopping my wedding ring – we’re very happy’
Adam’s ‘petite brunette’ ex before MAFS UK revealed – and she says she actually rejected him
Hayley SoenWell this is embarrassing for him isn’t it
Eminem, Usher and Kanye West: All the celebrities who have major beef with P Diddy
Sofia AiraSome of the Eminem lyrics are insane
From underground tunnels to AI songs: Debunking all the wild theories about P Diddy
Ellie RingLet’s break down what’s real and what’s not
A critical ranking of the worst Emily in Paris season four characters, from ick to evil
Utku HuseyinCamille and Gabriel deserve each other
All the young European royals you could be rubbing shoulders with at UK unis right now
Claudia CoxPicture yourself going to pres with a literal princess
Crusty Coke bottles to Stanley cups: Here’s what your uni water bottle says about your vibe
Renata KrasnikovaIf you’re still crackling a single use plastic bottle about in the lecture, you need to leave
All the glaringly obvious ways to spot a fresher, according to a second year student
Ava Tehrani4. Being an enthusiastic decorator
Meet Nina and Tara: The siblings after the same men in the new season of Love Is Blind
This could make for a messy pod love triangle
People think Love Is Blind UK’s Freddie and Sabrina will be on Perfect Match season three
Ollie Sutherland and Amber Desiree are also rumoured to be making an appearance
Wait, this viral five minute test actually reveals if you’re secretly a psychopath!?
Scared to tell anyone how high my score was…
‘Exhausting’ preparations: Cooper Koch describes filming The Hurt Man episode of Monsters
I still haven’t mentally moved on from this episode
Chelsea Blackwell from Love Is Blind hard launches her new boyfriend and he’s mega rich
This is an upgrade for the books
Revealed: MAFS UK 2024 fav couple shockingly split after show with groom dating someone new
Him sending loved-up Facebook messages to someone else has shattered my heart
Inside the fancy apartments where the MAFS UK 2024 cast live and cause drama
You’d need to be a reality TV star to afford to live there
All the MAFS UK 2024 couples who suspiciously aren’t following each other on Instagram
Could there be major trouble brewing already?
Paul C Brunson claps back after the MAFS UK experts are told to ‘stop the nonsense’
‘We don’t see any footage – it makes it so challenging for us’
Inside the TikTok October theory: Why the most dramatic plot twists will happen this month
Get ready for some life-changing canon events
Sean Combs aka P Diddy removed from Forbes’ billionaire list, so what’s his net worth now?
His net worth has taken a hit after the charges brought against him
Amazon removes ‘fake memoir’ book by ex-wife of P Diddy after backlash from their children
P Diddy’s three children said the book was ‘hurtful and false’
Charlie speaks out for the first time after being called ‘a bully’ in explosive MAFS UK ep
All that drama before the whole cast had even entered the dinner party!?