Best Clubbers: Fifth week

Three ballroom lifts, two blokes from Made in Chelsea, and one tiny bottle of vodka


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What a tit

It’s only because you’re on TV you smug prick

Alik – the most genuine smile this side of the King’s Road

C is for

A strong 10 from the judges

A decent 7, but we aren’t feeling the commitment

A weak 4, you’re having way too much fun