Shitlist: Week six
Oxford’s smelliest events in week six
Andrew DickinsonHarry Potter society weekly meet-up
Where: The Four Candles
When: Sunday
Details: Here
If LARPing wasn’t bad enough, here’s another Four Candles meet-up to tickle your fantasy fancy. From Accio to Hogsmeade and Bludgers to Seekers, everything a Potter fan could want from a lazy Sunday at the pub.
NUS #FreeEducation Demo
Where: London (leaving from Ashmolean)
When: Wednesday
Details: Here
The NUS, the great force for social mobility that it is, is organising a #march #for #FreeEducation. Expect the usual crowd of pinkos, champagne-socialists and social justice warriors. Much like their condemnation of Israel and UKIP, expect this march to cause waves of change across the country.
Union Winter Ball
Where: Union
When: Friday
Details: Here
The Union gets a hard rap here at the Tab. Is it the two-faced hacking? The pseudo-political drama? The snakes who gather there? That and a glass of mulled wine. What’s not to love.
Assassins Game
Where: ????
When: ????
Details: ????
Frankly we don’t know enough about the game to think it’s shit. Supposedly being held at St Catz and involving elaborate murder games. If it were any good, Tab Culture would have been the first to know.
Oxford student who died celebrating end of exams said uni was ‘the best period of my life’
Emily SmithThe first year PPE student has been named
A man has been arrested after stalking Emma Watson as she studies at the University of Oxford
He came to the UK with only a sleeping bag, £800, and a desire to ‘gain information’ about the actress
Omg, Emma Watson is currently dating one of her coursemates at the University of Oxford
They were pictured getting a Gail’s together in Oxford
University of Oxford issues statement after first year student dies in river
Phoebe KowhaiThe 19-year-old had ‘dived’ into the river to celebrate the end of his exams
Oxford University student dies in river whilst celebrating end of exams
The 19-year-old was wearing ‘academic dress’ at the time
Oxford student unlocks door in halls to find a terrifying devil room complete with blood
He’s been living next to it for an entire YEAR
Oxford University rises in new world university ranking to narrowly beat Cambridge
The university now ranks third in the world overall
Students launch encampment in solidarity with Palestine at The University of Oxford
Tents have been pitched outside the Pitt Rivers and Natural History Museums
Omg guys, Jacob Elordi is going to Oxford University in October to study English
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe fell in love with the campus while filming Saltburn
Oxford Uni lecturer stalked by man who flew 4,000 miles to her with a can of pepper spray
He sent his bags to her office and wanted her to ‘be his Valentine’
Oxford Uni chaplain who compared sex offenders to ‘puppies needing training’ given welfare role
He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college
These are the subjects you need to study at Oxbridge to more than double your grad salary
In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year
Oxford University College offers students a Halal menu option but it includes… red wine
One student said she was ‘sadly not surprised’ at the mistake
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at The University of Oxford have successfully sued the uni
Emma Watson studies on Oxford’s creative writing course
So, people are rinsing Oxford students for dancing at a ball and it’s low-key really mean
A Ceilidh is a huge part of Scottish culture
Oxford University Vice-Chancellor with £232k salary says grads should be donating to their uni
Was my £9k a year not enough!
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at Oxford are suing the university for unfair dismissal
The lecturers also compared their situation to the Post Office scandal
Oxford uni called ‘patronising’ for job advice despite banning its students from working
Oxford’s policy on part-time jobs reads: ‘Term-time employment is not permitted except under exceptional circumstances’
Students from two Oxford colleges are throwing Saltburn themed parties this term
One of them is Felix and Oliver’s actual college from the film
Students at University of Oxford housed in four-star hotels due to a lack of accommodation
One of the hotels costs up to £150 a night and has an indoor pool and spa
The Russell Group unis where the most students get snapped up for grad jobs in 2024
Claudia CoxBrb just regretting all my life choices
Unite Students faces legal action over rats, mould and damp in student accommodations
Charlotte WrightA student claimed the company dismissed the rat she saw as her flatmate’s ‘secret hamster’
Which new Katy Perry single is the least dreadful? A thorough, ranked investigation
Harrison BrocklehurstThree singles in – time to get serious
Entire Selling Sunset cast knew about cheating accusations months before filming started
Ellie RingApparently Bre and Chelsea discussed everything in December but had to re-enact the scene in March for filming
Bribes, mutual exes and Cabo: A ranking of the messiest Selling Sunset arguments
Sofia Aira‘That b****h should own a Sunglass Hut because she’s so shady’
Dated to plain disrespectful: The Katy Perry songs that have aged the worst
We will not love Dark Horse for life, lifetimes
University students nearly lost £3 million last year due to this fake student finance text
Student Loans Company is warning students on what to look out for
A full rundown of Selling Sunset agent Bre’s previous marriage with Johnny Manziel
Hayley SoenThey were on a reality TV show together
Erm, Bre from Selling Sunset is in the new Uglies film on Netflix and it’s so rogue?!
Of course her character name is ‘pretty nurse’
An adorable look at Tate McRae’s old YouTube channel before she was slaying as a pop girl
These are so cute I can’t cope
Everything the ex cast members of Selling Sunset have been up to since leaving the show
Heather is booked and busy
Leah Napier-Raikes
Chappell Roan or Chappell Moan? A breakdown of all the Midwest princess’ controversies
From turning down the White House to cancelling concerts, there’s a lot
Funerals, vegans and in-laws: The most debated Am I the A******? Reddit posts of all time
I honestly wish I could pretend to get fired just to make a customer feel bad
I would lay down my life for Moo Deng, but who actually is the viral baby hippo?
Moo Deng the pygmy hippo that you are
Feeling down on your luck? These are the easiest UK unis to get into in 2024
Grab a calculator and figure out your UCAS points
It’s time to admit it, Selling Sunset is just a bit bleak now
Homophobia and divorce isn’t ‘drama’ – it’s heartbreak
It turns out Joey Essex was desperate to date Emma on Selling Sunset but she rejected him
This man is such a menace
Peter Dinklage just said ‘no shame’ in people still associating him with Game of Thrones
He also says he actually likes the ending!? I thought Tyrion was meant to be smart
It turns out the actress who plays Genevieve in Emily in Paris is actually a huge nepo baby
*Pretends to be shocked*
Selling Sunset’s Chelsea admits *that* skort is ‘diabolical’ and she only wore it for cameras
Is anything on this show real?