Hotlist: Week six
Don’t lose momentum, it’s only sixth week
Tom BallBurning Down the House@ Cellar
‘Stop me, stop me, oh, stop me, stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before.’ Well you have – but after the success of 4th week, Oxford’s favourite ’80s night is back, spinning some of your mum and dad’s records.
When: Tuesday
Where: The Cellar
Details: Here
Orlando@ Keble O’Reilly
Disregard the fact that OxStu have decided to tritely label this play with disturbing cliches such as “all-star cast” – this will be great.
When: Wednesday – Saturday
Where: O’Reilly Theatre, Keble
Details: Here
Functions on the Low@ Cellar
With DJs joining the fore in the name of Grime from every corner of the British Isles, Functions is set to provide a big one for sixth.
When: Wednesday
Where: The Cellar
Details: Here
Ruskin Drawing Sale@ The Ruskin
The Ruskin hasn’t got a lot of dosh – but they do have cakes, t-shirts and lots of lovely drawings for sale. You can get your Gran something nice for Christmas while helping out some impoverished artists, it’s win win.
When: Saturday – Sunday
Where: The Ruskin (High Street)
Details: Here
OBA Short Film Screening@ The Phoenix Picturehouse
The Hitchcocks and Tarantinos of tomorrow will be screening their work down in Jericho. Catch them while they’re still humble and unknown.
When: Sunday
Where: The Phoenix Picturehouse
Details: Here
Hydro Flask
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A man has been arrested after stalking Emma Watson as she studies at the University of Oxford
He came to the UK with only a sleeping bag, £800, and a desire to ‘gain information’ about the actress
Omg, Emma Watson is currently dating one of her coursemates at the University of Oxford
They were pictured getting a Gail’s together in Oxford
University of Oxford issues statement after first year student dies in river
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Oxford University student dies in river whilst celebrating end of exams
The 19-year-old was wearing ‘academic dress’ at the time
Oxford student unlocks door in halls to find a terrifying devil room complete with blood
He’s been living next to it for an entire YEAR
Oxford University rises in new world university ranking to narrowly beat Cambridge
The university now ranks third in the world overall
Students launch encampment in solidarity with Palestine at The University of Oxford
Tents have been pitched outside the Pitt Rivers and Natural History Museums
Omg guys, Jacob Elordi is going to Oxford University in October to study English
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Oxford Uni lecturer stalked by man who flew 4,000 miles to her with a can of pepper spray
He sent his bags to her office and wanted her to ‘be his Valentine’
Oxford Uni chaplain who compared sex offenders to ‘puppies needing training’ given welfare role
He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college
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Oxford University College offers students a Halal menu option but it includes… red wine
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Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at The University of Oxford have successfully sued the uni
Emma Watson studies on Oxford’s creative writing course
So, people are rinsing Oxford students for dancing at a ball and it’s low-key really mean
A Ceilidh is a huge part of Scottish culture
Oxford University Vice-Chancellor with £232k salary says grads should be donating to their uni
Was my £9k a year not enough!
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at Oxford are suing the university for unfair dismissal
The lecturers also compared their situation to the Post Office scandal
Oxford uni called ‘patronising’ for job advice despite banning its students from working
Oxford’s policy on part-time jobs reads: ‘Term-time employment is not permitted except under exceptional circumstances’
Students from two Oxford colleges are throwing Saltburn themed parties this term
One of them is Felix and Oliver’s actual college from the film
Students at University of Oxford housed in four-star hotels due to a lack of accommodation
One of the hotels costs up to £150 a night and has an indoor pool and spa
A wholesome ranking of the Love Is Blind season seven contestants and their green flags
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Revealed: The Russell Group unis that are testing on animals the most
Claudia CoxOxbridge do not come out of this well
Adam’s exes claim he’d ‘throw tantrums’ and ‘check out other girls’ before MAFS appearance
Ellie RingWhy does none of this surprise me?
Richelle says Orson attempts to cheat and recouple with another MAFS UK 2024 bride!
Hayley SoenOh we have so much more drama to come
Love Is Blind season seven couples ranked from soulmates to probably already broken up
Brittany and Leo, I’m looking at you
From BRIT School to Russell Groups: This is where the MAFS UK 2024 cast went to university
Caspar came for a 2:2 and a good time
Stephen responds to Love Is Blind backlash by posting results of DNA ancestry test
He’s exactly 13 per cent Sub-Saharan African
Omg, Lady Gaga is ‘in shock’ at Joker: Folie à Deux flopping and is gagging to move on
Harrison BrocklehurstApparently she’s eyeing up a role in the next Quentin Tarantino movie
P Diddy accused of threatening journalist in 1997, wanted her ‘dead in the trunk of a car’
The Vibe editor in chief made the claims in a New York Times article
An expert reveals exactly how far each MAFS UK 2024 couple will get in the experiment
Some are quitting soon, whilst others will give us heartbreak at the final vows
Brett from Love Island is absolutely coming for Molly-Mae and her new brand Maebe
‘Seems like they’re just making fast fashion and changing the price tag’
From the Navy to the courtroom: Inside Marissa from Love Is Blind’s insane CV
She’s like the second coming of Bridget Mendler
Polly is selling her MAFS UK wedding dress, is this proof she’s no longer with Adam?!
She’s selling her iconic dinner party outfits too
These are the Oxbridge colleges stuffed with the most private school students in 2024
Just avoid anything with the word ‘Trinity’ in
A critical and commercial flop, how did Joker: Folie à Deux get it so frustratingly wrong?
The most disappointing film of the year
Right, here’s how to use the viral Pika Art AI to crush, squish, inflate and cake your photos
Always wanted to see myself crushed by a hydraulic press tbf
Emma defends Caspar and pleads MAFS UK viewers to stop the ‘torrent of abuse’ towards him
‘What’s been given out is it is an edited show’
Erm, Orson was a ‘professional method actor’ for seven years before appearing on MAFS UK
He starred in a film alongside Alex Pettyfer and Luke Evans!
Um, we need to talk about the huge transformation Garrett has had since Love Is Blind
It’s giving the glow of someone who now has a wife
These are all the UK unis that have student pro-life societies in 2024
Students have started pro-life societies at three more UK unis this year