Best Clubbers: Week two

OxStu editorial drinks – not featured

This week, a poetic accompaniment in haiku form:

It’s Tab Best Clubbers

Autumn leaves fall, loneliness –

Six jagerbombs please

‘Best give it 10 gents’

Slippery nipple

In the current clubbing climate, where the photobomb market is highly saturated, originality is key.

Double bogey

Double parked

Double time

Double what the fuck

special mention to this guy, for asking us to put him in – what a tit