Best Clubbers: Week two
OxStu editorial drinks – not featured
The TabThis week, a poetic accompaniment in haiku form:
It’s Tab Best Clubbers
Autumn leaves fall, loneliness –
Six jagerbombs please
‘Best give it 10 gents’
Slippery nipple
In the current clubbing climate, where the photobomb market is highly saturated, originality is key.
Double bogey
Double parked
Double time
Double what the fuck
special mention to this guy, for asking us to put him in – what a tit
Hydro Flask
Oxford student who died celebrating end of exams said uni was ‘the best period of my life’
Emily SmithThe first year PPE student has been named
A man has been arrested after stalking Emma Watson as she studies at the University of Oxford
He came to the UK with only a sleeping bag, £800, and a desire to ‘gain information’ about the actress
Omg, Emma Watson is currently dating one of her coursemates at the University of Oxford
They were pictured getting a Gail’s together in Oxford
University of Oxford issues statement after first year student dies in river
Phoebe KowhaiThe 19-year-old had ‘dived’ into the river to celebrate the end of his exams
Oxford University student dies in river whilst celebrating end of exams
The 19-year-old was wearing ‘academic dress’ at the time
Oxford student unlocks door in halls to find a terrifying devil room complete with blood
He’s been living next to it for an entire YEAR
Oxford University rises in new world university ranking to narrowly beat Cambridge
The university now ranks third in the world overall
Students launch encampment in solidarity with Palestine at The University of Oxford
Tents have been pitched outside the Pitt Rivers and Natural History Museums
Omg guys, Jacob Elordi is going to Oxford University in October to study English
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe fell in love with the campus while filming Saltburn
Oxford Uni lecturer stalked by man who flew 4,000 miles to her with a can of pepper spray
He sent his bags to her office and wanted her to ‘be his Valentine’
Oxford Uni chaplain who compared sex offenders to ‘puppies needing training’ given welfare role
He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college
These are the subjects you need to study at Oxbridge to more than double your grad salary
In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year
Oxford University College offers students a Halal menu option but it includes… red wine
One student said she was ‘sadly not surprised’ at the mistake
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at The University of Oxford have successfully sued the uni
Emma Watson studies on Oxford’s creative writing course
So, people are rinsing Oxford students for dancing at a ball and it’s low-key really mean
A Ceilidh is a huge part of Scottish culture
Oxford University Vice-Chancellor with £232k salary says grads should be donating to their uni
Was my £9k a year not enough!
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at Oxford are suing the university for unfair dismissal
The lecturers also compared their situation to the Post Office scandal
Oxford uni called ‘patronising’ for job advice despite banning its students from working
Oxford’s policy on part-time jobs reads: ‘Term-time employment is not permitted except under exceptional circumstances’
Students from two Oxford colleges are throwing Saltburn themed parties this term
One of them is Felix and Oliver’s actual college from the film
Students at University of Oxford housed in four-star hotels due to a lack of accommodation
One of the hotels costs up to £150 a night and has an indoor pool and spa
Love Is Blind season seven couples ranked from soulmates to probably already broken up
Sofia AiraBrittany and Leo, I’m looking at you
From BRIT School to Russell Groups: This is where the MAFS UK 2024 cast went to university
Hayley SoenCaspar came for a 2:2 and a good time
Stephen responds to Love Is Blind backlash by posting results of DNA ancestry test
Ellie RingHe’s exactly 13 per cent Sub-Saharan African
Omg, Lady Gaga is ‘in shock’ at Joker: Folie à Deux flopping and is gagging to move on
Harrison BrocklehurstApparently she’s eyeing up a role in the next Quentin Tarantino movie
P Diddy accused of threatening journalist in 1997, wanted her ‘dead in the trunk of a car’
The Vibe editor in chief made the claims in a New York Times article
An expert reveals exactly how far each MAFS UK 2024 couple will get in the experiment
Some are quitting soon, whilst others will give us heartbreak at the final vows
Brett from Love Island is absolutely coming for Molly-Mae and her new brand Maebe
‘Seems like they’re just making fast fashion and changing the price tag’
From the Navy to the courtroom: Inside Marissa from Love Is Blind’s insane CV
She’s like the second coming of Bridget Mendler
Polly is selling her MAFS UK wedding dress, is this proof she’s no longer with Adam?!
She’s selling her iconic dinner party outfits too
These are the Oxbridge colleges stuffed with the most private school students in 2024
Claudia CoxJust avoid anything with the word ‘Trinity’ in
A critical and commercial flop, how did Joker: Folie à Deux get it so frustratingly wrong?
The most disappointing film of the year
Right, here’s how to use the viral Pika Art AI to crush, squish, inflate and cake your photos
Always wanted to see myself crushed by a hydraulic press tbf
Emma defends Caspar and pleads MAFS UK viewers to stop the ‘torrent of abuse’ towards him
‘What’s been given out is it is an edited show’
Erm, Orson was a ‘professional method actor’ for seven years before appearing on MAFS UK
He starred in a film alongside Alex Pettyfer and Luke Evans!
Um, we need to talk about the huge transformation Garrett has had since Love Is Blind
It’s giving the glow of someone who now has a wife
These are all the UK unis that have student pro-life societies in 2024
Students have started pro-life societies at three more UK unis this year
The Love Is Blind cast ranked by their red flags because there are just too many to count
I think we all know who’s topping this list
Richelle claims MAFS producers ‘fabricated’ Orson’s storyline and he was never cheated on
Richelle wrote that ‘going on national TV and fabricating a whole heartbreak is lame’
Feeling lucky? These are officially the easiest Oxbridge colleges to get into in 2024
May the odds be ever in your favour x