Hotlist: Week three
How to dance, drama, drum, disco and DJ in third week.
Andrew DickinsonThe Pillowman
Writer of subversive literature Katurian Katurian is being interrogated by police. His crime? His stories have predicted a string of gruesome murders. First over-18 play to be staged at the Oxford Playhouse, gender-blind, and scripted by In Bruges writer Martin McDonagh. Not to be missed.
When: Wednesday – Saturday
Where: Oxford Playhouse
Details: Here
Welcome to the Parish of Cummerbund-Upon-Tweed
An hour of immersive comedy from the Oxford Revue. Expect laughter and questionable knitwear.
When: Tuesday-Saturday
Where: Burton Taylor Studio
Details: Here
Simple presents: Leon Vynehall
Classically-trained youth turns vintage funk, soul and disco DJ. Leon Vynehall, a man of many talents, comes to Oxford hot on the heels of an impressive Boiler Room set and tours with Simian Mobile Disco.
When: Saturday
Where: Art Bar (formerly Bullingdon Arms)
Details: Here
Foals’ Yannis Philllippakis DJ set
Known more for his dulcet tones than DJing skills, Foals lead singer Yannis Philllippakis returns to his alma mater for a set in Modern Art Oxford’s basement. Guests include live drum troupe ODC Drumline and disco-collective Big Tropics.
When: Thursday
Where: Modern Art Oxford
Details: Here
Our Country’s Good
Timberlake Wertenbaker’s tale of the first British convicts and officers to dock at Botany Bay in 1789 opens at the O’Reilly. A young officer suggests the convicts put on a play to relieve tension and homesickness. A classic underdog story.
When: Wednesday – Saturday
Where: Keble O’Reilly Theatre
Details: Here
Hydro Flask
Oxford student who died celebrating end of exams said uni was ‘the best period of my life’
Emily SmithThe first year PPE student has been named
A man has been arrested after stalking Emma Watson as she studies at the University of Oxford
He came to the UK with only a sleeping bag, £800, and a desire to ‘gain information’ about the actress
Omg, Emma Watson is currently dating one of her coursemates at the University of Oxford
They were pictured getting a Gail’s together in Oxford
University of Oxford issues statement after first year student dies in river
Phoebe KowhaiThe 19-year-old had ‘dived’ into the river to celebrate the end of his exams
Oxford University student dies in river whilst celebrating end of exams
The 19-year-old was wearing ‘academic dress’ at the time
Oxford student unlocks door in halls to find a terrifying devil room complete with blood
He’s been living next to it for an entire YEAR
Oxford University rises in new world university ranking to narrowly beat Cambridge
The university now ranks third in the world overall
Students launch encampment in solidarity with Palestine at The University of Oxford
Tents have been pitched outside the Pitt Rivers and Natural History Museums
Omg guys, Jacob Elordi is going to Oxford University in October to study English
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe fell in love with the campus while filming Saltburn
Oxford Uni lecturer stalked by man who flew 4,000 miles to her with a can of pepper spray
He sent his bags to her office and wanted her to ‘be his Valentine’
Oxford Uni chaplain who compared sex offenders to ‘puppies needing training’ given welfare role
He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college
These are the subjects you need to study at Oxbridge to more than double your grad salary
In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year
Oxford University College offers students a Halal menu option but it includes… red wine
One student said she was ‘sadly not surprised’ at the mistake
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at The University of Oxford have successfully sued the uni
Emma Watson studies on Oxford’s creative writing course
So, people are rinsing Oxford students for dancing at a ball and it’s low-key really mean
A Ceilidh is a huge part of Scottish culture
Oxford University Vice-Chancellor with £232k salary says grads should be donating to their uni
Was my £9k a year not enough!
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at Oxford are suing the university for unfair dismissal
The lecturers also compared their situation to the Post Office scandal
Oxford uni called ‘patronising’ for job advice despite banning its students from working
Oxford’s policy on part-time jobs reads: ‘Term-time employment is not permitted except under exceptional circumstances’
Students from two Oxford colleges are throwing Saltburn themed parties this term
One of them is Felix and Oliver’s actual college from the film
Students at University of Oxford housed in four-star hotels due to a lack of accommodation
One of the hotels costs up to £150 a night and has an indoor pool and spa
Nick admits he massively regrets comparing himself to Henry Cavill in Love Is Blind pods
Ellie Ring‘That’s a bad celebrity comparison’
All of Lacey’s many attempts to get famous before MAFS UK 2024
Hayley SoenAre there any cast members who haven’t been on Celebs Go Dating?
People think a huge MAFS UK scene with Eve and Charlie was cut after heated exit
Sofia AiraThere was definitely more behind the scenes that we didn’t see
Hannah ‘doesn’t regret’ her choice to write list of red flags about Nick on Love Is Blind
But admits she never meant for him to see it in the first place
All the green flags that prove Kieran from MAFS UK 2024 is a gem among men
Claudia CoxHe wrote a song for Kristina and it’s not even cringey
Kristina has ended our misery and posted statement about contents of mystery blue liquid
Finally I can sleep at night
P Diddy denied bail twice as he’s labelled a ‘danger to the community’ by judge
He will have to be detained until his trial
MAFS UK and Love Is Blind officiant explains how she knows which marriages will last
I’m guarding Kristina and Kieran with my life
Huge MAFS UK editing error proves Kieran and Kristina’s dinner conversation was all staged
I actually can’t believe they messed this up so badly
Here he goes! I regret to inform you Liam Payne is once again being a menace to society
Harrison BrocklehurstHe got so annoying at Niall Horan’s concert that security had to intervene
Kim Kardashian slams media for turning Menendez brothers into ‘eye candy’ in lengthy essay
She called upon them to be freed and claimed they were ‘not monsters’ when she visited them in jail
Charlie reveals ‘turning point’ when she knew relationship with Eve ‘could never come back’
And admitted the one thing Eve could have done to save the relationship
Kesha says her boyfriend broke up with her because she didn’t take him to a Taylor Swift party
She purposely didn’t invite him to check if he was with her for the wrong reasons
Major Love Is Blind editing error finally proves the pods are completely staged
They haven’t even tried to cover this up
Lacey reveals MAFS UK producers ‘told’ them to make fajitas and her mum had ‘no say’ in it
She also explained Nathan and her mum cuddled on the sofa afterwards but scene was cut
Ok, Margaret Qualley just spilled on if she wore prosthetic boobs in The Substance
‘Unfortunately, there is no magic boob potion’
Where the MAFS UK 2024 weddings were filmed, and how rich you’d have to be to get married there
If it’s good enough for royalty, then it’s good enough for MAFS
An expert explains why the TikTok ick list trend could be ruining your relationship
Don’t listen to Love Is Blind – ick lists are bad!
The tragic amounts it costs to go to the highest achieving UK private schools in 2024
Apparently being rich makes you better at GCSEs
Say it ain’t so! All the MAFS UK 2024 couples who have already hinted they’ve split
I fear the final vows is going to be a sad and empty place
Explained: The insane viral TikTok drama of the fake Crumbl Sydney cookie pop-up
The actual founder of Crumbl cookies had to speak out against it