Chundergraduate: Fresher pukes in lecture on ‘lash’, ‘banter’ and Jagermeister

A queasy fresher interrupted an English Language lecture when she chundered during a discussion about boozing.

During the final minutes of the 2pm lecture on etymology and word meaning, the lecturer started looking at colloquialisms like “lord of lash”, “prince of pulls”, “banter”  and Jagermeister.

But just as the aptly-named Dr Charlotte Brewer began discussing the history behind the liquor’s name, the unmistakable sound of vomit was heard to the left of the room – as the fresher unwittingly yet tactfully ejected the detritus of last night’s nutritional intake all over the floor.

Should’ve used the urban dictionary

The lecturer carried on unaware, while the girl in front of the barfer, wasting no time at all, rose to fetch tissues.

After some hasty cleaning, the girl removed herself from further embarrassment and fled the scene, leaving a pile of viscous bodily flotsam as the lecturer concluded by claiming dictionaries are not sufficiently up to date.

The scene of the crime

The lecturer was discussing The Oxford Student’s Agony Lad column

One onlooker told The Tab: “It was hilarious the whole room one-by-one became aware of it like a domino effect. She looked horrified and was frantically asking for tissues.”

Another first year claimed they were encouraged to turn up to the lecture next week, while another at Lincoln said that the incident “came as quite a shock to the senses”. 

The lecture was focusing on the origin of words found in the AgonyLad column of The Oxford Student – Oxford’s most relevant high culture magazine.

It is unknown whether the girl was ill or had just had too much Jager the previous night.