Future freshers beware – we’re watching you – try not to be an idiot
The future fresh meat of Oxford (rather presumptively considering they don’t even have their results) make shit chat and ask dumb questions in a variety of ‘offer holders’ groups across Facey B.
Of course, The Tab has expertly infiltrated these groups and gone digging for the most tragic, the most embarrassing , the most mis-guided comments and posts from our plucky young future undergrads. At no point did any of these morons think to keep a low profile, or stay under the radar.
Harsh you say?
Remember, it’s for their own good.
Future DON LAD, avid disciple of the LAD BIBLE – this 100% happened by the way.
Cataclysmically tragic on all fronts, reputation indefinitely ruined.
Instant initiation into the Banter Squadron.
Disclaimer: Oxford’s Freshers Week is nothing like an episode of Geordie Shore
Hahahaha *scoff*
Bullshit. Take your popularity-seeking Harry Potter anecdotes else where
Just get out and don’t ever come back
A profound well-worded question – God knows how they got past the interview.
Nice one mate, really nice
Breaking News: Magdalen are dicks
What D.C and Boris said to each other when they first met in the Buller?
Congratulations
Omg LOL Hahaha! Great tip! 😉
Solitary confinement required
Starting on the college rivalry- cheeky