The best of the Oxford offer holders groups

Future freshers beware – we’re watching you – try not to be an idiot


The future fresh meat of Oxford (rather presumptively considering they don’t even have their results) make shit chat and ask dumb questions in a variety of ‘offer holders’ groups across Facey B.

Of course, The Tab has expertly infiltrated these groups and gone digging for the most tragic, the most embarrassing , the most mis-guided comments and posts from our plucky young future undergrads. At no point did any of these morons think to keep a low profile, or stay under the radar.

Harsh you say?

Remember,  it’s for their own good.

 

Future DON LAD, avid disciple of the LAD BIBLE – this 100% happened by the way.

 

 

 

Cataclysmically tragic on all fronts, reputation indefinitely ruined.

 

 

 

Instant initiation into the Banter Squadron.

 

 

 

Disclaimer: Oxford’s Freshers Week is nothing like an episode of Geordie Shore

 

 

 

Hahahaha *scoff*

 

 

 

Bullshit. Take your popularity-seeking Harry Potter anecdotes else where

 

 

 

Just get out and don’t ever come back

 

 

A profound well-worded question – God knows how they got past the interview.

 

 

 

Nice one mate, really nice

 

 

 

Breaking News: Magdalen are dicks

 

 

 

What D.C and Boris said to each other when they first met in the Buller?

 

 

 

Congratulations

 

 

 

Omg LOL Hahaha! Great tip! 😉

 

 

Solitary confinement required

 

 

 

Starting on the college rivalry- cheeky