OxHoli in Photos
An afternoon of water and colour
Saturday afternoon saw hundreds of over worked oxford students flock to Merton’s ‘recreational grounds’ (no… not the library) to celebrate Holi, the festival of colours. With the sun beating down, everyone happily regressed into childhood, chucking colour and water in equal measure and generally running around squealing.
Luckily for you, The Tab was there to capture all the excitement!
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