Best Clubbers: May Day special

The world’s most talented young minds go harder, better, faster, longer for the year’s biggest middle class all-nighter.

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The long awaited return of Best Clubbers is finally here, and this instalment sees Oxford’s finest out in full force, celebrating the ancient tradition of May Day with pitiful attempts at pulling, narcotic-induced facial expressions a frightening succession of shit lids.

I’m not quite sure what the clubs were thinking this year in terms of themes; what ‘Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory’ and ‘Moulin Rouge’ have to do with May Day is beyond me.

Although, I like to think such themes embody the personality of each club. Wahoo – too much makes you sick, designed for small children, better on drugs. Camera – full of debauchery, lots of seductive dancing, don’t bring your parents.


Prom King & Queen


Oompa loompa doopity doo, I want to take a bite out of you


Prince Harry looking a little ropey these days following the break-up.


‘They only had it in small’ Disclaimer: personality not included.


Banter Squadron recruitment programme going well.


One in the hand is worth two in the bush but two in the hand seems to be working just fine