Best Dressed Clubbers: Week 1

The first year PPE student has been named

He came to the UK with only a sleeping bag, £800, and a desire to ‘gain information’ about the actress

They were pictured getting a Gail’s together in Oxford

The 19-year-old had ‘dived’ into the river to celebrate the end of his exams

He’s been living next to it for an entire YEAR

The university now ranks third in the world overall

Tents have been pitched outside the Pitt Rivers and Natural History Museums

He fell in love with the campus while filming Saltburn

He sent his bags to her office and wanted her to ‘be his Valentine’

He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college

In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year

One student said she was ‘sadly not surprised’ at the mistake

Emma Watson studies on Oxford’s creative writing course

A Ceilidh is a huge part of Scottish culture

Was my £9k a year not enough!

The lecturers also compared their situation to the Post Office scandal

Oxford’s policy on part-time jobs reads: ‘Term-time employment is not permitted except under exceptional circumstances’

One of them is Felix and Oliver’s actual college from the film

One of the hotels costs up to £150 a night and has an indoor pool and spa