Fancy a trip to Morocco?

The Oxford Union’s ball looks to be the easiest way to go overseas without becoming a rich wanker and actually getting on a plane.


If you’ve ever wanted to have the experience of literally being in Brideshead Revisited and popping round to Morocco for a bit, then this Ball looks to be for you. 

No, seriously – they’ve actually gone full Waugh this time. Here are just a few of the things that it looks like there’ll be:

Snake Charmers 

They make look dangerous, but we trust that the folks at the Union have dealt with slithering reptiles before.

 

Belly Dancers 

Yes.

Bollywood dancers 

We know that they aren’t from Morocco, but you weren’t going to be able to tell the difference anyway.

An absolute mountain of food and alcohol 

Which is more than enough to make you vom out of a window.

Yes, we’ve got there. You can stop scrolling down the page now.

And finally,

No bloody hog roast

It’s gone! We did it! We won!

We did the maths – this ball is more than 4x cheaper than actually going to Marrakech for the evening, so you don’t really have an excuse.

And, they even have a TENT!

OMG

Tickets are on sale NOW, book in the General Office of the Oxford Union – for more information look here.