Bullingdon boors beat True Blues bores in Prime Minister scores
Cambridge students ‘boring’ according to ex-president of the True Blues.
Eleanor ShawJames Pembroke, former President of the True Blues, has attempted to explain in his memoir why the number of Oxford graduates that have gone on to become Prime Minister vastly outnumbers those from Cambridge.
Nine out of the last thirteen Prime Minsters attended Oxford, and none of them Cambridge. The last Cambridge man to run the country was Stanley Baldwin in 1923.
Pembroke’s explanation? Cambridge undergraduates were boring:“Ninety per cent of Cambridge undergraduates of all backgrounds adhered to a code of drabness which would have amply satisfied Chairman Mao.”
He undermines the club over which he once presided: “Few True Blue Men have achieved greatness. The Bullingdon was founded by thrusting Victorian Tories; the True Blue by foppish Georgian Whigs. We were too busy getting trashed to trash other chaps’ rooms.”
Boris could hardly contain his excitement upon hearing the news
The notorious secret society the Bullingdon Club is known to produce future PMs, yet its Cambridge counterpart, the True Blues, demonstrates that scandal produces paragons of dignity and grace, such as Boris Johnson, and the ever-controversial limp face of David Cameron.
Omg guys, Jacob Elordi is going to Oxford University in October to study English
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He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college
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In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year
Oxford University College offers students a Halal menu option but it includes… red wine
One student said she was ‘sadly not surprised’ at the mistake
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at The University of Oxford have successfully sued the uni
Emma Watson studies on Oxford’s creative writing course
So, people are rinsing Oxford students for dancing at a ball and it’s low-key really mean
A Ceilidh is a huge part of Scottish culture
Oxford University Vice-Chancellor with £232k salary says grads should be donating to their uni
Was my £9k a year not enough!
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at Oxford are suing the university for unfair dismissal
The lecturers also compared their situation to the Post Office scandal
Oxford uni called ‘patronising’ for job advice despite banning its students from working
Oxford’s policy on part-time jobs reads: ‘Term-time employment is not permitted except under exceptional circumstances’
Students from two Oxford colleges are throwing Saltburn themed parties this term
One of them is Felix and Oliver’s actual college from the film
Students at University of Oxford housed in four-star hotels due to a lack of accommodation
One of the hotels costs up to £150 a night and has an indoor pool and spa
A professor at the University of Oxford has told students to use ChatGPT for essays
The economics students were told AI ‘should help you produce a much better essay’
Oxford students forced to sleep in queues for over 24 hours to sign uni accommodation
‘It was absolutely freezing, I’m wearing three jumpers right now’
All the Oxford on campus filming locations where Emerald Fennell shot Saltburn
Harrison BrocklehurstStudents literally loaned their actual dorm rooms to the production team
BBC denies allegations of antisemitism on University Challenge due to octopus mascot and Palestinian flag colours
‘We utterly condemn the abuse that has been posted and shared’
Oxford student found escort waiting in their room booked by the university
The student found a ‘woman sitting on [their] bed in a lingerie robe’ in their hotel room
So, some Oxford Colleges actually have a chalet students can visit and it’s big Tory vibes
Rah Bartholomew are you coming to the College chalet this year?
Katie Hopkins is speaking at the Oxford Union this term and shock, no one wants her
She’s going to be debating… veganism?
Oxford College asks students to sleep on mattresses in shared rooms due to RAAC in halls
Not really the Oxford dark-academia dream you signed up for is it?
Amazon’s Fallout finally answers mystery fans of the game have wanted to know for years
A gap in the nuclear apocalypse lore has been filled
Prepare to have your head absolutely SPINNING with this viral car optical illusion
Ready to throw my phone out of a window
Ellie Ring
Omg, we now officially know Lucy’s stats if she was in one of the Fallout games
Nerding out so hard right now
This is the terrifying true story behind Netflix’s creepy new show Baby Reindeer
Nah I’m not sleeping tonight
There was a secret MAFS Australia 2024 cast group chat created to ‘bully’ Lauren and Sara
This is absolutely wild?!
What have Tristan and Cassandra been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024?
Forever obsessed with them
Gypsy Rose Blanchard files restraining order against husband Ryan after ‘mistake’ marriage
She’s also demanding he pays her spousal support
Here’s when the MAFS Australia cast will actually get control of their Instagrams back
Imagine the drama when they can say what they want again
Where are the Deathclaws!? Why Fallout’s most famous monster isn’t in the TV show
Dying to see Lucy VS Deathclaw
Inside Sara and Cassandra’s secret feud which was completely edited out of MAFS Australia
I need to see the receipts
Hayley Soen
The Fallout TV show has a huge lore error that completely contradicts one of the games
Fans are so confused Bethesda has now had to speak out and clarify
OMG! Brit Smith officially releases Karma’s A B*tch on streaming after the JoJo Siwa drama
Let the chart battle begin!!!
Every major contract rule the disobedient MAFS Australia 2024 cast have broken this series
They’ve gone completely rogue
‘I don’t know who Brit Smith is’: JoJo Siwa has addressed the chaos around her new song
Karma has been wrapped up in nothing but controversy since it came out
Reality nepo babies and familiar faces: Meet the five new cast members of Made in Chelsea
Ummm, James Taylor’s brother is now an official cast member?!
Megan Fox has finally responded to Chelsea’s lookalike comment on Love Is Blind
Can we all move on now please?