Camera to get Filthy with Flatley

A new night called Filth is being launched this Tuesday at Camera with highlights including a “penis rodeo” and a performance by Stavros Flatley, of Britain’s Got Talent fame, the Tab can exclusively reveal.

Anticipation is running high for this new dose of mid-week debauchery, after Blues Tuesdays was deemed by many to have run its course.

A historian at Univ and regular Camera-goer, thinks that this has come at the right time as a series of less-than-full nights recently have made her consider changing her Tuesday night routine.

The Facebook event for the new night mentions a “rodeo simulator” and “VIP guest performers”, leaving it to The Tab to reveal the details of the night.

Stavros Flatley, finalists on Britain’s Got Talent in 2009, are set to perform on the central stage upstairs, alongside the mirror ball from the original club.

Mef Badali-Bagtalo expressed excitement at this announcement and said he planned to get there super early to ensure a good spot.

They’ll be doing their thing, whatever that is

The ‘rodeo penis’ or ‘bucking willy’ (The Tab isn’t sure which sounds more appealing) will perhaps prove more controversial and is certainly a nod to the hedonism which Filth hopes to engender.

Henry Baker, historian and organiser of Supermarket, said that he thought the rodeo “sounds jokes” and is “glad to see that such high class fun is what floats Oxford’s boat”. He added, however, that he wouldn’t be attending such a mainstream event.

A willy good ride is in store for Camera customers

Aleks Al-Dhahir further commented that Filth “sounds cool in a ridiculously stupid post-ironic way”, but in contrast to Henry, he thinks “at least it can’t do any worse than Supermarket which is dead and buried anyway.

Described as a “legendary nightclub”, Filth was formerly situated in the Westgate centre, and shut down in 2008. In the Cherwell the manager of ‘Yolosquared’ had previously said that he was “skeptical” about Filth reopening.