5 Most Boring Cherwell Articles We Read This Week

The most boring student paper in the world strikes again…

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Cherwell is the oldest student newspaper in Britain:  the original collection of Oxford students’ pretentious musings about house music and Israel. But to me and every other drunk person that’s ever rambled about Cherwell at the King’s Arms, it’s a really boring newspaper–a great legal substitute for sleeping pills. These are the five most boring/stupid/silly/so-bad-I-loved-them Cherwell articles I read this week. 

Cherwell: Reporting 2008’s trend stories since 1920

Funk rhymes with punk! Get it?

Apparently, Oxford is the most famous uni in Britain. Thanks for breaking the news, Cherwell!

Since when did anyone say business degrees DIDN’T matter?

Annnnnnnnnd Cherwell thinking it’s a national newspaper, as per usual