University gym is a gay cruising hotspot

A reputable gay cruising website has identified our gym as a hotspot.

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You might think there’s little more to be found in a gym than weights and exercise machines, but new evidence suggests otherwise.

Oxford’s Iffley Road gym is officially a gay cruising hotspot, The Tab can reveal.

Cruisinggays.com – a reputable website dedicated to decoding the art of anonymous gay hookups – has identified the gym as the crème de la crème of gay cruising.

We know what goes on here

For the uninitiated, The Tab refers you to Urban Dictionary’s definition:

The website describes, “good communal showers with fit uni guys… some v horny.”

The gym hosts a range of the university’s teams, from swimming to dancesport, and so will provide something for even the most discerning of eyes.

Cruisinggays.com: “A bit uncertain who and what you might get when you visit, but well worth a go.”

Lois Lane, a History finalist at Magdalen with a taste for breaking a sweat on the Iffley apparatus, was happy to give her reaction to the news.

“I’d heard from a colleague at Magdalen that he’d once seen a man wanking shamelessly in the showers – perhaps the result of an unsuccessful cruising session. If I’d heard the news through hearsay I would have been sceptical but The Tab seems to be providing us with some rock hard evidence.”

Next time you catch a stranger’s eye while working out, it could lead to more than you imagined…

Photo: Oxford University Swimming Club