University gym is a gay cruising hotspot
A reputable gay cruising website has identified our gym as a hotspot.
You might think there’s little more to be found in a gym than weights and exercise machines, but new evidence suggests otherwise.
Oxford’s Iffley Road gym is officially a gay cruising hotspot, The Tab can reveal.
Cruisinggays.com – a reputable website dedicated to decoding the art of anonymous gay hookups – has identified the gym as the crème de la crème of gay cruising.
For the uninitiated, The Tab refers you to Urban Dictionary’s definition:
The website describes, “good communal showers with fit uni guys… some v horny.”
The gym hosts a range of the university’s teams, from swimming to dancesport, and so will provide something for even the most discerning of eyes.
Lois Lane, a History finalist at Magdalen with a taste for breaking a sweat on the Iffley apparatus, was happy to give her reaction to the news.
“I’d heard from a colleague at Magdalen that he’d once seen a man wanking shamelessly in the showers – perhaps the result of an unsuccessful cruising session. If I’d heard the news through hearsay I would have been sceptical but The Tab seems to be providing us with some rock hard evidence.”
Next time you catch a stranger’s eye while working out, it could lead to more than you imagined…
Photo: Oxford University Swimming Club