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Omg guys, Jacob Elordi is going to Oxford University in October to study English
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe fell in love with the campus while filming Saltburn
Oxford Uni lecturer stalked by man who flew 4,000 miles to her with a can of pepper spray
Emily SmithHe sent his bags to her office and wanted her to ‘be his Valentine’
Oxford Uni chaplain who compared sex offenders to ‘puppies needing training’ given welfare role
He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college
These are the subjects you need to study at Oxbridge to more than double your grad salary
In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year
Oxford University College offers students a Halal menu option but it includes… red wine
One student said she was ‘sadly not surprised’ at the mistake
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at The University of Oxford have successfully sued the uni
Emma Watson studies on Oxford’s creative writing course
So, people are rinsing Oxford students for dancing at a ball and it’s low-key really mean
A Ceilidh is a huge part of Scottish culture
Oxford University Vice-Chancellor with £232k salary says grads should be donating to their uni
Was my £9k a year not enough!
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at Oxford are suing the university for unfair dismissal
The lecturers also compared their situation to the Post Office scandal
Oxford uni called ‘patronising’ for job advice despite banning its students from working
Oxford’s policy on part-time jobs reads: ‘Term-time employment is not permitted except under exceptional circumstances’
Students from two Oxford colleges are throwing Saltburn themed parties this term
One of them is Felix and Oliver’s actual college from the film
Students at University of Oxford housed in four-star hotels due to a lack of accommodation
One of the hotels costs up to £150 a night and has an indoor pool and spa
A professor at the University of Oxford has told students to use ChatGPT for essays
The economics students were told AI ‘should help you produce a much better essay’
Oxford students forced to sleep in queues for over 24 hours to sign uni accommodation
‘It was absolutely freezing, I’m wearing three jumpers right now’
All the Oxford on campus filming locations where Emerald Fennell shot Saltburn
Harrison BrocklehurstStudents literally loaned their actual dorm rooms to the production team
BBC denies allegations of antisemitism on University Challenge due to octopus mascot and Palestinian flag colours
‘We utterly condemn the abuse that has been posted and shared’
Oxford student found escort waiting in their room booked by the university
The student found a ‘woman sitting on [their] bed in a lingerie robe’ in their hotel room
So, some Oxford Colleges actually have a chalet students can visit and it’s big Tory vibes
Rah Bartholomew are you coming to the College chalet this year?
Katie Hopkins is speaking at the Oxford Union this term and shock, no one wants her
She’s going to be debating… veganism?
Oxford College asks students to sleep on mattresses in shared rooms due to RAAC in halls
Not really the Oxford dark-academia dream you signed up for is it?
Hayley Soen
The Fallout TV show has a huge lore error that completely contradicts one of the games
Fans are so confused Bethesda has now had to speak out and clarify
OMG! Brit Smith officially releases Karma’s A B*tch on streaming after the JoJo Siwa drama
Let the chart battle begin!!!
Every major contract rule the disobedient MAFS Australia 2024 cast have broken this series
Ellie RingThey’ve gone completely rogue
‘I don’t know who Brit Smith is’: JoJo Siwa has addressed the chaos around her new song
Karma has been wrapped up in nothing but controversy since it came out
Reality nepo babies and familiar faces: Meet the five new cast members of Made in Chelsea
Ummm, James Taylor’s brother is now an official cast member?!
Megan Fox has finally responded to Chelsea’s lookalike comment on Love Is Blind
Can we all move on now please?
‘Never lower to their level’: Anton makes very deep and salty posts after split from Georgia H
‘If someone truly loves you distance is not a problem’
Love Island star Georgia Steel reveals she is ‘100 per cent’ quitting reality TV forever
‘I’m washing my hands of it’
Revealed: The real reason Richard and Andrea’s MAFS Australia marriage crumbled
‘Not letting her speak, talking over her – all of that crushed her the most’
Inside the very specific and intense application form for MAFS Australia cast members
‘Would you describe yourself as lonely? Do you have any skeletons in your closet?’
MAFS Australia groom Richard accuses Andrea of leaking their private messages to the press
‘Come on Andie, this is private stuff!’
Richard reveals he trusted Jack the most on MAFS and thinks he’s a ‘really good guy’
Have we been watching the same show?!
Cassie from MAFS Australia has spoken out about how she tried to save Tristan relationship
‘I could have done this better’
MAFS Australia 2024 cast severely reprimanded by producers after breaching their contracts
They could be facing legal action from the production team
Jack shares which reality shows he wants to go on next with his MAFS Australia fame
He wants a show to help his ‘personal growth’
Meet Ella Purnell: The vibey Brit playing Lucy in Fallout who everyone’s obsessed with
She has the coolest Instagram on the planet
MAFS Australia groom Cameron has chopped off all his hair and he looks so different now?!
It’s giving major Tintin vibes
Ranking Jayden’s terrible MAFS Australia 2024 dinner party looks, from awful to even worse
They are truly unforgivable