Your opinion matters to us. Here are our favourite comments from term so far.
The most important thing about The Tab is the readers, even those who say we’re idiots. Here’s our pick of the best comments left by you so far.
The gman and Lady’s Man in response to Bnoc of the Week
He sent his bags to her office and wanted her to ‘be his Valentine’
He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college
In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year
One student said she was ‘sadly not surprised’ at the mistake
Emma Watson studies on Oxford’s creative writing course
A Ceilidh is a huge part of Scottish culture
Was my £9k a year not enough!
The lecturers also compared their situation to the Post Office scandal
Oxford’s policy on part-time jobs reads: ‘Term-time employment is not permitted except under exceptional circumstances’
One of them is Felix and Oliver’s actual college from the film
One of the hotels costs up to £150 a night and has an indoor pool and spa
The economics students were told AI ‘should help you produce a much better essay’
‘It was absolutely freezing, I’m wearing three jumpers right now’
Students literally loaned their actual dorm rooms to the production team
‘We utterly condemn the abuse that has been posted and shared’
The student found a ‘woman sitting on [their] bed in a lingerie robe’ in their hotel room
Rah Bartholomew are you coming to the College chalet this year?
She’s going to be debating… veganism?
Not really the Oxford dark-academia dream you signed up for is it?
Parcels will be delivered to a depot a mile out of the city and redirected to the colleges via cargo bikes
Clearly the ‘D’ wasn’t that fire after all
Waitrose pistachio egg is big Oxford energy
£30 hand-painted bespoke egg? Do one
If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry
‘She was arguing in the street with bouncers’
‘You have three to five days left, be kind’
She was made to feel ‘extremely uncomfortable’
Not Charlie getting into a hot tub fully clothed
‘He was seen partying with another blonde’
Despite insisting they were ‘just friends’
Ben would ‘constantly speak in riddles’ and production ended up ‘yelling at him’ over it
Is anything normal happening on MAFS Australia at this point?
Alessandra is a real one
I’m actually so shocked
She has a type!
They were secretly messaging each other throughout MAFS
She ate her Immaculate performance up and left no crumbs, nun at all
It includes her vaping, and waking up when he walks into the bedroom
‘Producers told them they needed to cause drama or go home’
You couldn’t pay me to shake his hand
He’s the father of their two young children
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Your opinion matters to us. Here are our favourite comments from term so far.
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The most important thing about The Tab is the readers, even those who say we’re idiots. Here’s our pick of the best comments left by you so far.
The gman and Lady’s Man in response to Bnoc of the Week
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Oxford Uni lecturer stalked by man who flew 4,000 miles to her with a can of pepper spray
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He sent his bags to her office and wanted her to ‘be his Valentine’
Oxford Uni chaplain who compared sex offenders to ‘puppies needing training’ given welfare role
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He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college
These are the subjects you need to study at Oxbridge to more than double your grad salary
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In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year
Oxford University College offers students a Halal menu option but it includes… red wine
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One student said she was ‘sadly not surprised’ at the mistake
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at The University of Oxford have successfully sued the uni
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Emma Watson studies on Oxford’s creative writing course
So, people are rinsing Oxford students for dancing at a ball and it’s low-key really mean
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A Ceilidh is a huge part of Scottish culture
Oxford University Vice-Chancellor with £232k salary says grads should be donating to their uni
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Was my £9k a year not enough!
Two of Emma Watson’s lecturers at Oxford are suing the university for unfair dismissal
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The lecturers also compared their situation to the Post Office scandal
Oxford uni called ‘patronising’ for job advice despite banning its students from working
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Oxford’s policy on part-time jobs reads: ‘Term-time employment is not permitted except under exceptional circumstances’
Students from two Oxford colleges are throwing Saltburn themed parties this term
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One of them is Felix and Oliver’s actual college from the film
Students at University of Oxford housed in four-star hotels due to a lack of accommodation
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One of the hotels costs up to £150 a night and has an indoor pool and spa
A professor at the University of Oxford has told students to use ChatGPT for essays
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The economics students were told AI ‘should help you produce a much better essay’
Oxford students forced to sleep in queues for over 24 hours to sign uni accommodation
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‘It was absolutely freezing, I’m wearing three jumpers right now’
All the Oxford on campus filming locations where Emerald Fennell shot Saltburn
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Students literally loaned their actual dorm rooms to the production team
BBC denies allegations of antisemitism on University Challenge due to octopus mascot and Palestinian flag colours
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‘We utterly condemn the abuse that has been posted and shared’
Oxford student found escort waiting in their room booked by the university
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The student found a ‘woman sitting on [their] bed in a lingerie robe’ in their hotel room
So, some Oxford Colleges actually have a chalet students can visit and it’s big Tory vibes
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Rah Bartholomew are you coming to the College chalet this year?
Katie Hopkins is speaking at the Oxford Union this term and shock, no one wants her
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She’s going to be debating… veganism?
Oxford College asks students to sleep on mattresses in shared rooms due to RAAC in halls
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Not really the Oxford dark-academia dream you signed up for is it?
Many students at Oxford will no longer be able to receive parcels to their colleges
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Parcels will be delivered to a depot a mile out of the city and redirected to the colleges via cargo bikes
Omg, Gypsy Rose Blanchard and her husband Ryan SPLIT just three months after her release
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Clearly the ‘D’ wasn’t that fire after all
From Mini Eggs to Creme Eggs: What each Russell Group uni would be as an Easter egg
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Waitrose pistachio egg is big Oxford energy
Build your perfect Easter chocolate haul and we’ll tell you what percentage Tory you are
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£30 hand-painted bespoke egg? Do one
Just a bunch of memes about how bad the guys of MAFS Australia 2024 have been this week
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If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry
Love Island’s Hannah kicked out of Molly Smith’s Boohoo event for vaping inside too much
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‘She was arguing in the street with bouncers’
As well as his hate list, Ben wrote Ellie a ‘game plan’ and threatened to leave MAFS Australia
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‘You have three to five days left, be kind’
Sara EXPOSES Jack for flirting with her and ‘grabbing her butt’ on MAFS Australia
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She was made to feel ‘extremely uncomfortable’
Inside the wholesome Traitors cast weekend away where Diane had the fizzy rosé flowing
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Not Charlie getting into a hot tub fully clothed
Love Island All Stars couple Jess and Callum have SPLIT after huge public rows
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‘He was seen partying with another blonde’
Jono secretly admitted he wished he was married to Ellie and called her ‘hot’ during MAFS
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Despite insisting they were ‘just friends’
MAFS Australia production got so angry at Ben his friends and family visit was edited out
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Ben would ‘constantly speak in riddles’ and production ended up ‘yelling at him’ over it
Um, MAFS’ Timothy’s claiming Ben ‘stole’ his lyrics for the hell on earth Ellie apology song
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Is anything normal happening on MAFS Australia at this point?
The MAFS Australia experts revealed their fave cast members and the choices are wild
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Alessandra is a real one
MAFS Australia alumni Jesse reveals which 2024 couples he thinks are in fake relationships
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I’m actually so shocked
Two weeks after split from Adam, Love Island’s Arabella is dating a Premiership footballer
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She has a type!
MAFS Australia set to be rocked by a HUGE cheating scandal involving Jono and Ellie
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They were secretly messaging each other throughout MAFS
Ranking all of Sydney Sweeney’s roles by how hard they slayed
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She ate her Immaculate performance up and left no crumbs, nun at all
In full: The letter MAFS Australia’s Ben wrote to Ellie listing all the things he hates about her
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It includes her vaping, and waking up when he walks into the bedroom
Omg, Jayden and Eden ‘agreed to be puppets’ to get more airtime on MAFS Australia
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‘Producers told them they needed to cause drama or go home’
Tori and Jack are charging fans a whopping $118 for a MAFS Australia meet and greet?!
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You couldn’t pay me to shake his hand
Selling Sunset agent Chelsea Lazkani files for divorce from her businessman husband
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He’s the father of their two young children