She’s cooler than the one on TV
And you thought the halls were bad
Don’t forget to stretch first
Everyone laughed at me
You couldn’t ask for a better date
She was shellshocked
If your tatas could talk this is what they’d say
You have every reason to sleep with your mate’s old flame
He makes film posters with his face on
Their candidate has suffered domestic abuse
He drank pints in Nottingham
Merry Christmas Andy
You should be jealous if you missed it.
Look at all the fun they’re having
Throw those prospectuses away
‘My girlfriend thinks I’m a cretin’
Why do I even bother
This isn’t OK. You are terrible people
Put your best foot forward
If anything, it prevented depression