If the characters from Euphoria went to Notts these are the halls they would be in

Nate is definitely the Cripps type

2 years ago

Euphoria is back baby! Season two is off to a dramatic start, as is to be expected of our favourite glitter ridden show. Complete with a banging soundtrack and clothes that are the stuff of a TikTok girlies wet dream, it’s safe to say we’re all waiting eagerly for Mondays when the new episodes drop.

While the characters and their stories take place in a setting far flung from University Park Campus, it’s intriguing to wonder what halls some of our favourite characters might find themselves in if they did end up at Notts.

Cassie – Cavendish

The thing that places Cassie in Cav more than any other hall is the fact that Cavendish is one of those halls that only has en-suite rooms and you know Cassie can’t be doing that three hour morning routine in a shared bathroom. Cavs nice big rooms would suit Cassie’s ever expanding wardrobe and its large JCR would be good for her to meet some new friends, which it’s very clear she’s in dire need of.

Also, I knew a girl from Cav who supposedly shagged her best friend’s ex boyfriend, so there’s also that.

Lexi – Lincoln

Lincoln is one of the most charming halls on campus and I feel like Lexi’s cutesy style and general niceness would fit very well into Lincoln’s aesthetic.

Lincoln is also home to one of the only ‘quiet halls‘ in the UK, and considering Lexi is a bit less into the hard core partying than a lot of the other characters in Euphoria are into, I think she would do well there.

Jules – Hugh Stewart

With its ivy clad residence and the accompanying gardens, arguably Hugh Stewart is one of the coolest looking halls on campus and there’s no denying Jules has some of the coolest fits out of all of the characters in Euphoria. I feel like Jule’s iconic style wouldn’t look too out of place among the edgier residents of Hu Stu.

The Millie’s and Hugo’s of the world who went to uni and got a mullet, a bunch of chunky rings and a few stick and pokes much to the horror of their mum would absolutely lap her up.

Kat – Florence Boot

Unlike the other characters, who all have interlinked storylines, Kat sort of has her own thing going on. She’d do well in Flo Bo, a hall that’s right on the edge of campus, so she can continue to do her own thing while still engaging with campus life.

The cheery and down to earth residents of Florence Boot would vibe with Kat well so hopefully she, like Cassie, is able to get herself some well deserved new friends.

Nate – Cripps

I feel like everyone at Notts has had the displeasure of meeting a man like Nate Jacobs. He’s posh although he’ll say he isn’t even though Eton was his secondary school, he’s weirdly intense about sports, probably rugby, and when he gets drunk, which is often, he goes ‘fucking on one’.

He’s definitely that one person in freshers that you or one of your mates sleep with and then spends the rest of the year regretting it because of what a colossal psychopath he turned out to be.

Maddie – St Peters Court

Maddie is a girl who has her shit together (in a way) and strikes me as someone who likes to have her own space and sort out her own stuff.

I feel like you wouldn’t catch Maddie dead eating in any of the catered hall’s cafeterias and would probably try and scrap a member of security, so perhaps its best that she lives off campus.

Rue – Raleigh Park

Rue would be one of those students who chose self catered because it seemed like the better choice, but then hated her flatmates and made friends with people who all lived on campus so basically stayed there most of the time.