Are you Nottingham’s Maddest Fresher 2016?
They are the heroes of our time
We all know that self proclaimed ‘maddest fresher’. The one who knocks back dodgy Lidl vodka like it’s a cup of tea, treats MDMA like a multi-vitamin and has been to Malia more times then they’ve been to their 9am lectures. They are the one’s who set the fire alarms off multiple times after a night out, claiming it to be ‘pure banter’, pull the most over done ‘pranks’ and hide their secret past of attending a Hampshire private school.
If you think you’ve got what it takes to win, or know someone else who might, message [email protected] or The Tab Nottingham Facebook page.
Make sure everyone knows you go to Notts in the colder months
This comes after it emerged there was an active arrest warrant for Calocane at the time of the attacks
or maybe hall of shame?
Trust me, you don’t want to get them mixed up
The press invited claimed they were asked to sign non-disclosure agreements before attending the briefing
Third years listen up
Dunkirk v Lenton supremacy
The Special Constable was dismissed and has been barred from being a police officer
Valdo Calocane had been sentenced to an indefinite hospital order
The victims families are ‘utterly horrified’ at the ‘deceptions’ that they have faced from the force
Sometimes it’s a little more stressed depressed lemon zest
‘Where’s the sense of justice?’
Rekom has closed 17 venues across the country
‘It beggars belief that a toxicology report was done on our children’
Police are proactively working to tackle drug dealing in the area
If you are going to cry, you might as well cry in style
Choosing your road in the triangle says more about you as a dater than you’d think
Have no plans for the 14th? Now you do
It comes as a result of financial challenges the university has faced
Charli XCX if there’s nothing you don’t want, DM me x
Crying at him calling his own character ‘a tit’
There are so many theories
I need to know who it is immediately
Of course Matty Healy is involved
One of them gets more Oxbridge offers than Eton
Jolly hockey sticks and pop bangers?
After the villa it’s all kicking off
And expects a ‘public apology’ from him
Talk about GUTSy fashion
I can never look at the show the same again
Stephen Baldwin, mind your business!
‘I love women who have a plan for their life’
And Chelsea has reacted as you’d expect
And feels like Molly and Tom have ‘kicked her when she’s down’
Using your kid’s fame is ok… sometimes
In one subject, studying it at Oxbridge over any other uni will get you £47k more per year