The nights out of Nottingham according to their Facebook reviews

Apparently Forum’s better than Ocean


Facebook has a feature that allows you to rate places. It showcases the diverging range of views spreading all of Nottingham, giving us insight to both the student and local opinions on Nottingham’s nightlife, and giving an unofficial ranking of Notts’ top clubs.

Here are some of the more telling excerpts:

Joint first place: Crisis 4.2*/5

UoN’s sports kids will always rank their haven first.

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Amen Gemma!

U ok Jess? Facebook's review system confused me too at first

U ok Jess? Facebook’s review system confused me too at first

Joint first Place: Stealth 4.2*/5

Stealth is currently ranked the 63rd best club in the world according to DJ Mag, but in the eyes of Facebook it doesn’t defeat Crisis.

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I’m not entirely sure what this one means

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Aye classic Stealth

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HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND

Second Place: Forum 3.9*/5

The Trent vote clearly carries here.

Forum may be awful, but comparing it to the conditions Anne Frank endured surely crosses a line?

Forum may be awful, but comparing it to the conditions Anne Frank endured surely crosses a line?

Guards? very Orange is the new black

Guards? very Orange is the new black

Joint Last: Oceana 3.8*/5

The fact that Oceana ranks equal with Ocean must mean that some people actually like it?

Oceana apparently offers membership cards to its few loyal fans

Oceana apparently offers membership cards to its few loyal fans

What exactly does Muggle music consist of?

What exactly does Muggle music consist of?

Joint last : Ocean 3.8*/5

The carpet doesn’t appeal to everyone

It turns out Andy Hoe's club is actually rife with corruption

Who is this disobeying the Hoe

Ah, the real questions of life

Ah, the real questions of life

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just downright worrying