Steve Sidebottom and Nelly Bumschlinger are crowned Notts’ best bums

Rear of the year is here


Everyone has been waiting with bated breath for the results of the prestigious posterior: Notts’ Best Bum Competition.

The votes have been tallied and there’s been a cracking response from all you eager voters with a total 1300 votes cast.

All entries have been highly scrutinized and the outcome is clear.

Steve Sidebottom, who audaciously beared his rump in front of a Christmas market in the centre of town, took top spot for the boys. He took home 45 per cent of the vote.

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For the girls, Nelly Bumschlinger and her flirtatious french knickers raked in almost a third of the votes, winning by just one per cent.

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An admirable nod to our brave runners up.

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41 per cent gave Will Rearly’s rump a close second.

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The first two left Tom Kissentoosh to cover up – he took third with 5 per cent of the vote.

Lacey Redbottom just behind – her buxom buttocks with an impressive 31 per cent.

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Anna Handsucker was late to the party yet still rounded a respectable 21 per cent.