Bungling uni staff lose fresher’s exam paper then invite her to resit

Some people want to watch the world burn

Bumbling exam staff have lost the exam script of one hapless fresher, and “didn’t even say sorry”.

The University mislaid hapless Eloise Dugmore’s exam script in a strange mishap, meaning her marks might drop or she has the resit.

The agitated politics student, complained how the university offer no acceptable explanation for their screw-up.

The miffed first year wasn’t given her legitimate exam mark, which appears to have strangely vanished from the hands of the Politics department.

She fumed: “It’s so annoying, what a waste of time. They didn’t even say sorry in the email.’’

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No apologies here

The keen-to-succeed student has seemingly lost her patience and recounts her shock realisation that she won’t be awarded with her actual mark for the exam, which she thought had gone well.

She added: “It’s actually shocking because I think I did best in that exam so it’ll bring my average down loads. I revised really hard for it as well.”

The politics department suggested Eloise might retake the exam to regain the lost marks.

“Obviously I wouldn’t put myself through an exam again when I would have forgotten all the material already.”



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Eloise in happier times

The unforgivable mistake by the university leaves Eloise with no sense of gratification for all the hard graft she put in, and more importantly, she fears any future mishaps within the department.

She said: “What if this happens in second or third year? Should I even bother turning up for my exams?”

It’s been an appalling first impression of the university marking system as Eloise seems to have lost her faith in the university already.

Luckily, Eloise doesn’t seem to have lost her mind as well her exam paper and eventually shrugged off the matter. She said: “Whatever, let’s just get a Nandos and be happy”.