Free condoms, free champagne: Is this the best Crisis ever?

Yeah, it is.

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Cripps health centre too far to go for a free johnny? Stuck at 3am with no love glove?

Fear no more, lovers. If sealing the deal is what you plan to do next Wednesday, we’ve got you covered. Literally.

In what will undoubtedly be the best Wednesday in October 2014, Nottingham’s biggest night is teaming up with Nottingham’s biggest newspaper.

These guys are excited

We’ll be dishing out free Tab condoms to all punters. And we’ll be on the doors signing you up for a chance to win a bottle of champagne from behind the bar.

Notts students are used to staying safe – only 6% have contracted an STI.

But WeekOne rep Sam Hunter this week showed us the alternative uses for a prophylactic. In light of his remarkable feat, we’ll be giving a term’s supply of condoms for the best photobooth snap.

There will be extra points for getting innovative with a contraceptive.

There are no words

Crisis is the perfect venue to blow off some steam apparently. This loved up pair will welcome our handouts next week too.

Sign up on outside for your chance to win a bottle of champagne and a VIP wristband. We’ll present you with your bottle of bubbly inside.

And of course, all of our lovely writers will be there.

Now, for the best photobooth pictures from this week.

Not weird. Whatsoever

Probably hockey boys

You do this pose every week mate

The shite shirt crew

One of those hipsters with fake glasses

Hopefully the wind changes

Enjoying that far too much

Fake underwear? Check. Man pretending to be an anaconda? Check.

Peace and love man. Peace and love

 

Number 33?

Have you taped your eyes open?

Top marks for poses there boys

Just plain fucking scary

You talkin’ to me?

 

Save it for the toilets

David Guest makes a special appearance in Notts this week

 

Strictly come Crisis

You know if you get even closer, you’ll just morph into one

 

Ron Weasley going for it in the background

This girl visited the photobooth on three separate occassions