Notts’ Best Bum: The Results

The verdict’s in, find out who has the best bum in Notts


The votes have been counted and the bums critiqued. Finally, the results of the peachiest election in UoN history are finally here. The competition was fierce and just to make it into the final round is an achievement in itself.

So without further ado, here are the anuses of the annus, the rears of the year, Nottingham’s hole-y heros:

The Boys

1st Place

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Keith Crackowitz, the winner with a cracking 34% of the vote

Runners Up

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Clive was pipped to the post, but still managed an impressive 29%

1 - Joel Longbottom

Joel Longbottom squeezed into 3rd with a respectable 13%

An honorable mention goes to a very apologetic Daz Hoff all the way down in fourth, serving as a healthy reminder to never skip bum day.

The Girls

1st Place

Jess Applepine took the crown with a peachy 25%

Jess Applepine took the crown with a peachy 25%

Runners Up

A tactically placed star helped miss Botacelli sneak into second with 19%

A tactically placed star helped miss Botacelli sneak into second with 19%

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Edith helped round out the top 3, with a perky 15%