VOTE NOW: Best Bums 2014 – the boys
Who will be awarded Nottingham’s first ever Best Bum award?
Forget exams, forget Varsity, forget Battle of the Fittest. It’s time for the biggest, roundest, peachiest event of the year.
You’ve sent your bums in by the hundreds in these last few days, but only one can be crowned Rear of the Year.
Starting with the fellas, our expert selection panel have hand-picked the top contenders for Nottingham’s most coveted prize – scroll down to vote!
Please note that names have been changed to preserve the identities and dignities of our brave finalists.
Joel Longbottom, 2nd year Ufology
Fun fact: Joel had a stand at the Chelsea Flower Show
Keith Crackowitz, 3rd year Transexuality in pre-modern Eastern Europe
Keith has spent most weekends moonlighting as a Butler in the Buff
Matthew Crease, 1st year Latex Management and Chlorine Development Studies
On the day this was taken, Matthew had a wank in the Hallward disabled toilets
Bilo Sagdiyev, 1st year Satanic Symbology
“I decided to go to Ocean in a mankini. I don’t mess about.”
Clive Swallow, 2nd year Ornithological Tourism
Clive woke up with this tattoo after the Full Moon Party and has no recollection of it happening
Testy Coller, 3rd year Impact of Toadism
Testy used to play table tennis with Rupert Grint
Daz Hoff, phd in Swahili and Crop-Circle Logistics
Daz is really sorry
Gregor Glutane, 1st year History of Art
Gregor can do 150 keepy-uppys in 90 seconds
Phil Jordan-Coop, 2nd year Ancient Witchery with the History of Biscuit Development and Confectionary Consumption
Phil said he spent eleven minutes perfecting this pose
Grace Campbell
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Families of Nottingham attacks victims call for law change after killer’s sentence reviewed
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Students demanded the university ends partnerships with arms manufacturers
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65-year-old Vivian Mackay called police and told them he had planted a bomb inside a tree
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‘Why can she not just pick up the phone?’
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Emily Smith
Tori has finally spilled what her friendship status is now with the other MAFS Australia girls
Harrison Brocklehurst‘What those girls did to me was not friendship’
Madeleine complains that her MAFS Australia edit made her look like a ‘batsh*t crazy b*tch’
Francesca EkeThe psychic medium said that producers ‘pushed on a relationship topic that she didn’t want to go into’
MAFS Australia bride says groom broke up with her ‘out of the blue’ and won’t reply to her
‘He won’t reply to me. He hasn’t replied’
A body language expert says Jack and Tori are lying about having sex on MAFS Australia
‘Do I think they had proper sex? No’
Everything Eden and Jayden have been up to since their messy run on MAFS Australia
Apparently they broke up FOUR TIMES after filming finished
This is why everyone thinks Taylor Swift’s song thanK you aIMee is about Kim Kardashian
The title literally spells out KIM!!
All the savage Matty Healy lyrics Taylor Swift sings on The Tortured Poets Department
‘They shake their heads and say God help her when I tell them he’s my man’
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
Phoebe KowhaiShe did actually send him over 41,071 emails and leave 350 hours of voicemails
Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
The 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
Ellie Ring
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
They’re still besties!
Here’s where to watch Richard Gadd next if you’re obsessed with Netflix’s Baby Reindeer
He’s in a police show with Stephen Graham!
Digs at Davide to Lorraine Kelly drama: What Ekin-Su has been up to since Celeb Big Brother
Iona MacRobertShe’s been in the headlines a lot lately
After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
I need answers immediately
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‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
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