VOTE NOW: Best Bums 2014 – the boys

Who will be awarded Nottingham’s first ever Best Bum award?


Forget exams, forget Varsity, forget Battle of the Fittest. It’s time for the biggest, roundest, peachiest event of the year.

You’ve sent your bums in by the hundreds in these last few days, but only one can be crowned Rear of the Year.

Starting with the fellas, our expert selection panel have hand-picked the top contenders for Nottingham’s most coveted prize – scroll down to vote!

Please note that names have been changed to preserve the identities and dignities of our brave finalists.

 

Joel Longbottom, 2nd year Ufology

Fun fact: Joel had a stand at the Chelsea Flower Show

 

Keith Crackowitz, 3rd year Transexuality in pre-modern Eastern Europe

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Keith has spent most weekends moonlighting as a Butler in the Buff

 

Matthew Crease, 1st year Latex Management and Chlorine Development Studies

 

On the day this was taken, Matthew had a wank in the Hallward disabled toilets

On the day this was taken, Matthew had a wank in the Hallward disabled toilets

 

Bilo Sagdiyev, 1st year Satanic Symbology

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“I decided to go to Ocean in a mankini. I don’t mess about.”

 

Clive Swallow, 2nd year Ornithological Tourism

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Clive woke up with this tattoo after the Full Moon Party and has no recollection of it happening

 

Testy Coller, 3rd year Impact of Toadism

Testy used to play table tennis with Rupert Grint

Testy used to play table tennis with Rupert Grint

 

Daz Hoff, phd in Swahili and Crop-Circle Logistics

Daz is really sorry

Daz is really sorry

 

Gregor Glutane, 1st year History of Art

Gregor can do 150 keepy-uppys in 90 seconds

Gregor can do 150 keepy-uppys in 90 seconds

 

Phil Jordan-Coop, 2nd year Ancient Witchery with the History of Biscuit Development and Confectionary Consumption

Phil said he spent eleven minutes perfecting this pose

Phil said he spent eleven minutes perfecting this pose