Do you have the best bum in Nottingham?
Do you reckon you have the pertest posterior in the East Midlands? Have you spent years sculpting that fine piece of junk? Do you squat?!
Think you’ve got the rear of the year? We want you for our Best Bums 2014 competition.
All you have to do is send us ([email protected]) a photo of your rear and a fun fact about yourself. Don’t worry, it’s completely anonymous – we won’t name and shame you unless you want us to.
Students at the famously tame Exeter, Cambridge and Durham sent their buttocks in by the hundreds, check out some of the finest:
Harry Styles would be in Ancaster, obviously
59 per cent of Notts students say they are in support of the strikes
If the fire alarm doesn’t go off, it’s a success
They hope students understand the need for strikes
‘I stay out too late, got nothing in my brain’
This is the second Omicron case in Nottingham
The booster jab can reduce the risk of infection by 93 per cent
This includes in lecture theatres, laboratories and libraries
It included a strip tease from Rugby boys
The protest was raising awareness about gender based violence
Stop what you’re doing and head to Wollaton to build a snowman
This is the third fire at the site this year
There is a second case in Chelmsford, Essex
He studies Engineering
Ocean is here for a good time, not a long time
David Ross is the co-founder of Carphone Warehouse
The protest is open to women only
They want institutions to take action
Fried cheese connoisseurs rise up
Featuring Lil Nas X, Olivia Rodrigo and ABBA
Of course Christine has a neon ‘Netflix and chill’ sign
Is Christine still a queen or?
Justice for Emma Thompson!!!!!
I don’t think even Christine Quinn herself could get full marks in this one
Starting a petition to make Heelys cool again
Priti Patel says student drug use is ‘directly leading’ to an increase in violent crime and people dying
Shock! Students take the blame once again
Stop sleeping on these ho ho ho hits!
I can spot a Christine Quinn look from a mile away
Finally, I can get my boyfriend to take a decent picture of me
So, they’re all minted?
Alexa, define ‘living the dream’
How did we all just forget Livin’ on a Prayer (Prince Wills version)?
Everyone has Netflix, but not everyone can afford yet another streaming service
Right I’m switching jobs
Wish I knew this before tbh
The cast members are asked to talk about Christine a lot
Just feel like baking banana bread with Captain Tom rn x
Harry Styles really wants £50 for nail varnish?