Things to do on Valentine’s Day as a bitter singleton

You’re single and alone. You’ve convinced yourself to try not to be a martyr on this most wretched day, but The Tab responds: where’s the fun in that?


We’ve compiled a list of suggestions enabling you to go forth and celebrate the shittiest day of the year in style.

1. Do a group sabotage of the nauseating Valentine’s Day card displays in Clinton’s.

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2. Create your own personalised ‘Anti-Valentine’s Day’ e-card to send to your ex.

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3. Crash your housemate’s romantic evening.

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4. Learn ‘Someone Like You’ on the piano.

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5. Bake a heart-shaped cake so that all of your other single friends can come over and help you cut- I mean, eat it.

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6. Bulk buy Pringles in the effort of soaking up some- not all- of the alcohol you will no doubt consume. In your room. Alone.

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7. Draw little faces on your, ahem, hand of choice.

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8. Try on some wedding dresses to have something to aspire to.

9. Craft your own boyfriend or girlfriend.

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10. Feel good about yourself by going for a dignified, albeit sweaty run. (Alone.)

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11. Recreate the dance to Single Ladies to experience maximum single empowerment.

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12. Try speed dating.

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13. Embrace your more tragic side and spend the evening not giving a shit, like this:

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