How to: Do Valentine’s Day Cards Properly

Whether it’s love, your legs or bitterness you’ll be spreading this Valentines Day we’ve sentimentally handcrafted a Valentine’s card to suit every university relationship: from the practically married to the imaginary.

Because V- Day can and should get more awkward.

1. The ‘long distance relationship’ card

2. The ‘Club Casanova’ card

3.  The ‘let me talk nerdy to you’ card

4. The ‘half way to a mortgage’ card

5. The ‘ I swear “secret admirer” is not a synonym for “stalker”‘ card

6. The ‘I lost more than my student ID at Crisis’ card

7. The ‘friends-with-bens’ card

8. The ‘Are-we-a-thing-I-hope-we’re-a-thing-but-I-don’t-wan’t-you-to-know-I-hope-we’re-a-thing’ card

9.The ‘I’m single and I’m sassy’ card

10. The ‘I’m single and I’m cynical’ card

11. The ‘deflower me’ card

12. The ‘I’m burning for you’ card

13. The ‘I like you enough to give you a token of my affection that is neither sarcastic nor rude’ card

14. The ‘I’ve got a bun in the oven’ card

Small print: May cause injury to face or intimate areas and increased risk of a lonely, angst filled trip to Ocean this Friday.