Things you’ll only understand if you’re a Notts Maths student

Like regular Oxbridge rejects, only more fun.


1. The face when you tell somebody you do Maths.

2. Keighton is a swanky palace of dreams…

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3.  … whereas the Maths computer room is a phone signal-less void of despair.

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4. Numbers were ditched after A-levels in favour of hieroglyphics.

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5.  Other sciences respect you because they know they’d be fucked without Maths.

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6. Module choices may or may not be based on how much MATLAB is involved.

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7. Library books are so unnecessary.

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8. You’ve considered doing a Masters purely because all of your friends are.

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9. A meal out with friends invariably ends with being commanded to split the bill within 5 seconds.  (Or else compete with the phone calculator.)

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10. Your puns are getting pretty fucking technical.

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11. Using ‘clearly’ in a proof feels better than sex.

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12. Wait, what even is sex? Cannot compute.

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13. This is the best thing you’ll see all week.

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