The Hairy Harem: Movember, Episode 2

It’s been one week. You’ve got to know them, now lets see what they could do on the ugly battle field of competitive hair growth.

It became clear that each contestant was deadly serious.  Brought together by the cosmic forces of time and fate for one purpose and one purpose only; to grow hair.

Once the seriousness of each contestant had been scoped, the post-pubescent boys went to great lengths to outflank the opposition.

Many hours were spent in the library, pouring over known research and academic authority in a desperate bid to ensure they could grow hair at its optimum level.

Reports of competitors rubbing the oil from the root of a skunk cabbage into the relevant facial regions and “72 hour long meditation concentration sessions” were found to be accurate.

Shameless advertising and popularity bids soon followed, one competitor threatening to, “Get a professional photographer – your shit skills as a journalist can be the only reason I’m losing. You’re sacked.”

And even Snapchat was utilised as a mode of vote-gaining.

And jealous talk was had:

(Notably, James does appear to be the biggest cheater).

But has it all been worth it?

Weigh in Number 2

Dom:

The ‘I’m pretty sure I know that guy from Chat Roulette’.

Jose:

The ‘Fate was cruel; I should have been at Woodstock’.

James:

The ‘Probably better if you stay masked, Zoro’.

Stay tuned for Episode 3, because it’s all about to get very real.

The boys are going to extreme lengths to aid a worth charity; CLIC Sargent. Help ’em out:

http://www.justgiving.com/Katie-Williams31