Stubble in Paradise: Episode One

The Tab pits three close friends against each other in the race for male dominance and facial extravagance. Hold onto your handlebars.


It’s that time of year again; when men across the country down shaving tools in protest against the awful diseases of the world.

The Tab follows three men as they go head-to-head and moustache-to-moustache in the race for masculine supremacy and facial extravagance.

Movember 1st – Smooth as a Baby’s Behind

Meet Dom.

Don’t let that innocent expression deceive you. He’s the baby-faced assassin with a taste for taking down hair-sprouting rivals.

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Presenting Jose.

The Spanish Conquistador and self-confessed Lothario. Weighing in at a cool 6ft 4″ and an extra stone of confidence, it would be foolish to underestimate his punching power.

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And last, but by no means least, The Tab brings you James.

Rumoured to be the “fluffiest man on earth” and with headline grabbing claims such as, “I’m 90% sure I can grow hair at a rate no other man can on earth. I’m super human. I could be a member of X-Men, serious”, it would be foolish to dismiss this man as anything other than dangerous in the field of hair growth.

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Movember 11th – Initial Weigh-In

11 days in and the competition has hotted up. Talk of illicit vitamin usage and the act of towel drying in concentric circles for a ‘puffing’ affect has run rife amongst the competition. But who is millimeters ahead of the competition?

Dom

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“The Badman”

Jose.

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“The Cloak of Stubbly Contempt”

James.

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“The ‘Ladies?'”

Next weigh-in coming soon. Be ready, they are.