Crisis Plays Cupid

Roses are red, violets are blue, can’t get laid? Then Crisis wants you!


In this age of internet dating and sites like Shag at Uni and Uniform Dating providing for very specific needs, the average lonely heart can fall through the cracks. Thankfully, help is at hand.

This Valentine’s day, Crisis is helping eligible Uni singletons find love.

Carpe Noctum, as part of the build up to its Valentine’s Day event is running a lonely hearts competition with a tidy prize of £250. All applicants have to do is produce a 60 second video promoting themselves and saying why they deserve to find love this Valentine’s Day.

Think Take Me Out, but without the overwhelming sense of desperation and pity…

So if you or a loner you know want to find love, or at the very least a Jaeger-fuelled night of mediocrity, let Crisis help you out. After all, who wouldn’t want to tell their children that they met their mother on a Crisis mad one?

The competition deadline is this Saturday at 9pm and the video with the most likes by 7pm on Wednesday 13th will claim the cash.

The Tab will be posting the best, worst and cringiest videos next week, so stay tuned to see the best loners Nottingham has to offer!