7 Girls & 1 Mug: Rota
His transformation into a woman is nearly complete. He’s even doing housework…
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16th -23rd
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23st-30th
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30th -7th
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7th -14th
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Floor
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Rachel
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Hannah
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Lucy
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Harriet
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Surface
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Mia
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Rachel
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Hannah
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Bridget
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D Bathroom
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Muggins
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Mia
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Rachel
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Lucy
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U Bathroom
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Harriet
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Muggins
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Mia
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Rachel
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Bins
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Sophie
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Harriet
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Muggins
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Mia
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Living Room
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Bridget
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Sophie
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Harriet
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Muggins
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Recycling
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Lucy
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Bridget
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Sophie
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Hannah
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Hob
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Hannah
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Lucy
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Bridget
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Sophie
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Breathe it in reader. That’s what real organisation looks like. Collective responsibility is the key to making sure the downstairs bathroom doesn’t resemble a Medieval dungeon. If I lived in a boys house I would be wallowing in my own filth.
Not in this house. I have duties.
The bins are my domain this week and I am oh so proud of them. Anyone has any bin-based qualms, I’m the (wo)man to talk to. Well, until the 7th anyway. From the 8th the living room is going to be my bitch and god is it going to stay clean.
You really don’t want to be on the downstairs bathroom. It’s like wading through a jungle.
But no jungle has this much loose hair. I nearly tripped over today on some matted hair that resembled roadkill. It’s like living with a malting Brian Blessed. Fanuary is going to be bleak.
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