The smokers have spoken
Move over Rugby, there’s some new lads in town
UEA just wanna have fun
They’ve even had students piss themselves
Benedict Cumberbatch did it
‘I wish I was lactose intolerant so I wouldn’t have to endure the pain’
The LCR? ‘A religious society, like a Christian group?’
He’s already saved six quid
If it’s not bedbugs in your halls, it’s one of these
It’s the spookiest time of year
Students have been told to try and catch them alive
It’s almost halfway through first semester and you’re still on point
Even a glass of champers couldn’t calm it down
It’s been a week of hangovers, but you still look fit
Apparently they’re cultural appropriation
Some of them are actually helpful
The LCR will never be the same again
And everyone said it was ugly