I essentially get paid to party
The floors are a lot less sticky than the LCR
You hate to admit it, but it’s Damn Good
We’ve all gone too hard in the LCR at some point
But what about our post-night kebabs?
‘You wouldn’t grab my arse sober, so don’t do it drunk’
Haven’t you got reading to do?
They’ve even had students piss themselves
Were you out this week?