UEA men’s rugby Movember: The results

All good things come to an end

Breaking up is hard to do, but at least I don’t have to pretend to like Xbox anymore.

It can be difficult when you feel as if the majority of your friends are texting away with big sloppy smiles on their faces and getting taken out for dinner at Frank’s Bar. But next time you feel even a pang of envy, remember that even the most badly behaved one-night-stand probably wouldn’t stick your head under the duvet after he’s just done a fart.