Fuck tall History boy, everyone wants to take short English Literature girl on a date now
The plot thickens…
After a heart wrenching few days seeing a love story shatter into a million pieces, it is being proven that there is still some good in this cruel cruel world.
Tall History boy proved himself to be a complete and utter fuckboy, but we shall not fret. Countless people have been posting confessions out to short English lit girl offering themselves up for a date.
This first one comes from 'opportunistic PPL guy'
He thinks she sounds cute!!
'Kinda tall' Chemistry guy up next
This is actually the cutest thing. Kinda tall Chemistry guy the world needs more people like you.
Then there's foundation guy who likes a black Americano
Saying what we all think, short English lit girl does deserve someone who appreciates her taste in coffee.
And Medium English Lit girl!! (Together with short English lit girl it sounds like a rap lyric)
THIS IS ALSO SO CUTE. She's offering short English lit girl multiple hot drinks options and the romance that has been denied so far.
When we spoke to short English lit girl, she said: "I'm just going to wait and see if any of them have the balls to message me."
Our gal has plenty of choices – let's hope one of these has a better ending than the last!