UEA Fitfinder: UEA Confessions Part 2?

Only a few weeks ago The Tab was talking about UEA’s newest facebook fad UEA Confessions, but now another page has sprung up which has the potential to be just as entertaining.

The UEA Fitfinder Facebook page functions as a sort of version of Metro‘s ‘Rush Hour Crush’. The name is fairly self explanatory, but just in case you didn’t quite get it, I’ll explain.

The purpose of the page is to point out and describe fit people in Norwich or on campus with hope of possibly finding out who they are, sending a flattering message or simply saying how hot they are.

As you might imagine most of the posts are from guys talking about fit girls they’ve seen, but it isn’t limited to that with one post (I’m assuming it was from a girl) about the Old Indian man who is frequently seen in TAU and other clubs in Norwich.

This page definitely seems to be in the same vein as the newly relaunched confessions page ‘Norwich Unay Confessions’ having rebranded itself due to a bit of controversy with the University not wanting to be associated with the page. Will UEA Fitfinder have a similar fate?

Personally, The Tab hopes not.

Here are a few of The Tab‘s favourite so far (yes there is a Taken-esque quote included and a great adaptation of James Blunt)

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know how you are so beautiful. If you are looking for me to buy you drinks, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you kiss me tonight, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will describe you, I will find you, and I will facebook stalk the fuck out of your holiday photos”

“oof man i saw a girl in the library computer rooms, floor 1, close to the printers on Thursday at around midday (maybe a bit later). She was blonde, had a perfect face, had a long green jacket, short shorts, and long white songs. so so fit. the fittest girl i’ve seen in my life basically. memorable. extraordinary. unbelievable. goddess basically”

“To one of the girls in a Boiler suit at the tar sands protest outside natwest yesterday. You had red hair.You told me that you were against natwest however you had an account and that turned me on because you were a hypocrite. You had a passion for ethical banking I hope you can keep it ethical in the bondage markets in my bedroom.”

“On this day I would say my life was brilliant but my love was pure. On the bus I saw an angel of which I am sure she peered at me on the 25A Bus unfortunately she was with another man. I do not want to sleep on this opportunity cus I’ve got a plan. She was beautiful thats all I’m going to say and I won’t repeat it.”

What do you think about the page? Will it be as big as UEA Confessions?