UEA Confessions: The Best So Far

Last year ‘Memes’ took UEA by storm. This year everyone is flocking to the university’s new confessions page. 

Here are just a few of gems which have already been posted:

‘On night three of freshers week I pulled this girl at the LCR. She took me outside Paston house and we made out for a good fifteen minutes. She invited me upstairs saying it was cold outside (it wasn’t) and when she said I could sleep on her floor, I thought it was a sure thing. Went to the toilet and walked out to find a fully made bed on her floor. FAIL‘

‘I used to work at Project and my friend came in for horrendous levels of lash with two pound drinks, and ended up smashing a girls back doors (proper back doors) in under the bridge by the station in the snow. He’d also doubled up on rubbers for warmth. Lad.’

And finally, the Norwich Tab’s personal favourite…

‘The University of Essex was my insurance choice.’

As you can probably tell most of these ‘confessions’ seem to be inkeeping with the ‘LAD’ culture, but could this be a new craze to replace memes? What do you think? Comment with your take on this below.