REVIEW: Made In Chelsea, Series 3, Episode 7.

Within 3 minutes of starting, the word f***ing had been used 20 times! Surely this makes for a good episode?

Jamie Laing Kimberly Garner Louise and Spencer

So after the eventful week in Dubai in which Spencer slept with his best friend’s girlfriend, who is actually his ex-girlfriend, (to cut a long story short) it’s time for Louise and Spencer to face the music.

After Francis told Jamie about the events, Jamie was waiting at their door as soon as Spencer and Louise came back. (Not the best thing to come home to after a long flight!) So Jamie confronts them both and Louise cries, for which I expressed no sympathy. My favourite line was ‘you’re f***ing animals!’ In the 3 minutes the programme had been on for, Jamie used the word‘f***ing 20 times! (Now that’s impressive) Although Louise receiving death threats on twitter was a bit over excessive from MIC fans, you could definitely feel Jamie’s pain.

Looks like it’s all over for Spencer and Jamie, apart from it’s probably not as it’s just a programme and everything’s a wee bit exaggerated right? Louise is comforted by Millie and Natalie and Millie organises a spa weekend so they can get away from it all.

Spencer trying to make out like it wasn't his fault was pitiful and even questions why Jamie 'thinks he's stabbed him in the back’ but yes, that is exactly what you’ve done Spencer, how can you even deny it?

I’m sorry but BOULLE makes this programme! He arrives at Jamie’s bearing a whole crate of beers and doesn’t even think that’s a lot. Priceless. His advice wasn’t exactly the best either with ‘I think about what Jesus would do’ in terms of betrayal and that would be to forgive. I don’t think Jesus had girl problems quite like this though? His description of Jesus as ‘like a superhero’ was also pretty special but the best bit was when he skated past Spencer and Spencer was all like why did you make that phone call? Jamie’s now angry at me and Francis was just like…yeah. He’s telling it like it is!

Eurgh this whole Rosie and Millie thing is getting on my nerves. The spa was probably the least relaxing thing for Louise ever with Millie almost literally throwing daggers at Rosie with her eyes and Rosie being a bitch as always. Millie was so childish and even left the spa because she couldn’t stand being in the same room as Rosie…are we really in like Year 9 people? They’re both as bad as each other so I agree with Marc Francis ‘Get over it!’

‘Our friendship is over!’ and ‘you have sacrificed everything for her’ were just a few words Jamie dished out to Spencer in this episode so he's pretty fortunate he actually managed to get the girl, otherwise things would have been looking pretty dismal for him!

Richard’s date with Kimberly was pretty epic, first a helicopter and then hiring out a whole restaurant. Man he is rich! Though I absolutely knew it! Kimberly is not that sweet little lamb that she’s acting and Cheska was right all along. Kimberly was dating all the guys while she was still in a relationship! Her fiancée was Binky’s old boss Diego who’s been trying to get in contact with her after she just up and left. What a shocker! Can't wait for that situation to unfold next week!

Out of everything though all I can think about is Jamie’s hair…how is it not dyed?!