Clubbers of the week
Who even cares about deadlines anyway?
Paddy’s Day, a solar eclipse and a quad that smelt like a drip tray brought clubbers out in force this week.
Here’s what you have to show for your boozy antics, apart from a raging hangover.
Tash-on of the week:
Runners-up:
Third wheel of the week:
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Photo-bomb of the week:
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Unhappy clubber of the week:
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Wanker of the week:
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WTF of the week:
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Player of the week:
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Creeper of the week:
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Squad of the week:
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Ultimate clubber of the week:
Photo credits: Tiger Wednesdays, Waikiki, Ice Cream Project, Dirtiz, Tuhiki, Mazed, Persistence, Lovedough, Voodoo Saturdays, Fuzuko
Actually, Bubbles in Ashington is the jewel in the Northern clubbing crown
What do you mean the outside toilets don’t have charm?
Northumbria campus style: Stylish in the storm
Even storm Doris couldn’t stop our students from looking good
One in 25 students at Northumbria will be a victim of burglary, robbery and sexual offences
Still less likely than Newcastle students
NORTHUMBREXIT: Petition launched to hold referendum on NUS membership
This follows Newcastle’s vote to leave last week
Things you’ll know if you grew up in Yorkshire
Saving your dinner money for a ‘three-litre of cider’
I did my year abroad in Newcastle and I miss it more than I could say
Im experiencing a reverse culture shock returning to Pakistan
Northumbria’s Vice-Chancellor receives CBE at Buckingham Palace
‘The recognition is for the whole university’
Everything you’ll go through living in a Northumbria house
The whole thing is a nightmare from house hunting to being denied your deposit back
There is a Stand Up Against Rape march tonight in Heaton Park
“You change a generation and it changes the generation after that and so forth”
You could save over £100 by driving to uni instead of getting the train
£206 for a Newcastle to London return? No thanks
MAFS Australia set to be rocked by a HUGE cheating scandal involving Jono and Ellie
They were secretly messaging each other throughout MAFS
Ranking all of Sydney Sweeney’s roles by how hard they slayed
She ate her Immaculate performance up and left no crumbs, nun at all
In full: The letter MAFS Australia’s Ben wrote to Ellie listing all the things he hates about her
It includes her vaping, and waking up when he walks into the bedroom
Omg, Jayden and Eden ‘agreed to be puppets’ to get more airtime on MAFS Australia
‘Producers told them they needed to cause drama or go home’
Tori and Jack are charging fans a whopping $118 for a MAFS Australia meet and greet?!
You couldn’t pay me to shake his hand
Selling Sunset agent Chelsea Lazkani files for divorce from her businessman husband
He’s the father of their two young children
Um, Ridge is apparently launching a whole ‘deece’ clothing line around his MAFS catchhrase
I’ll be decked out from head to toe
Awkward! These are officially the least popular Russell Group universities in 2024
Cambridge students everywhere crying as we speak
Ella May Ding just absolutely dragged Jayden from MAFS Australia on a podcast
She didn’t hold back, obviously
Here’s where Cara Delevingne preaching about house music on your TikTok is actually from
‘It’s about time you fell in love with something that will love you back!’
Um, Chelsea now has her own merch range with cringe Love Is Blind sayings on it
I’ll take four ‘Megan Faux’ caps, please
Zayn Malik to Calvin Harris: All the celebs who’ve quit Hollywood to live on a farm
Finding out that Jeffree Star is farming yaks was not on my 2024 bingo card
One year on, this is how the winter Love Island couples’ lives have changed since the show
From lambing season to engagements it’s been a busy year
Private jets to £10K a night holidays: All of Molly Mae’s biggest controversies
‘She’s Margaret Thatcher with a fake tan’
Just all of the best Temu memes to console you if you’ve signed your soul away for £40
Temu’s terms and conditions says it can use your ‘likeness, voice and opinion’ however it likes
Lauren and Jono were edited out of MAFS Australia family and friends week for savage reason
Ngl I’d be a bit embarrassed