Northumbria rake in over £32,000 in fines
The biggest fine to one person was £125
Lauren-Rae DoddYou’re already forking out £9,000 to sleep through your 9am lectures.
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But new information acquired by The Tab reveals Northumbria uni don’t mess about when it comes to fining you for extras on top of that too.
From the beginning of the academic year of 2012-2013 up until the beginning of 2015, (so from being a teeny bopper fresherto a broken soul third year) the total number of fines from all students reached 794, about the size of your year group and then some.
Bet you’re regretting leaving that stain on the carpet in Lovaine Halls now.
The total amount of all the fines dished out was an eye watering £32,086 – for late library books, messy kitchens and failed flat inspections.
The largest single amount racked up for a fine by one wanna-be bad ass was £125 was the misuse of not one, but MULTIPLE fire extinguishers.
That’ll set you back at least £50
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