Singles of the Week: Netball Edition
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Eden RobinsonIt’s time for Singles of the Week and this week we have a netball special in homage to their victory in Stan Calvert earlier this month.
Take a look at Northumbria Netball team’s sexy singletons:
Katie Glover
Position: Wing Defence
Course
“I study Sports Coaching.”
Qualities in her ideal partner?
“My ideal partner would be a funny, smart, tall and sporty guy – i’m not asking for too much!”
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Her best feature?
“My best feature would probably be my long legs.”
Special talent or a party trick?
“Well, I can do the splits!”
Psst fellas, she’ls flexible
Sarah Ferry
Position: Centre
Course?
“I do mechanical engineering.”
Qualities in her ideal partner?
“My ideal partner would have to be someone tall, built. They would have a nice smile and wouldn’t take themselves too seriously and they would have to be active. God, that makes me sound so fussy!”
It is a very gorgeous smile!
Her best feature?
“My smile, I guess. I don’t know I’m a pretty happy bunny!”
Special talent or a party trick?
“I can fold my tongue four times!”
Abi Wood
Position: Goal Attack
Course?
“Sports coaching.”
Qualities in her ideal partner?
“He would have to be tall, sporty, muscly and funny”
Abi has got a wild side too!
Her best feature?
“Everyone tells me it’s my body, so we’ll go with that!”
Special talent or a party trick?
“I can surf!”
If you fancy your chances at netting one of these sporting beauties, email [email protected] and we’ll aim to help you score.
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